I came all the way from akure to lagos today...with what I've seen already.. I think I have the right to kill myself.. in fact everybody in Lagos is a tout including old women around here.... actually na one chance carry me reach Lagos.. my padi gave me one of his guy number say hin be supervisor for one Lagos factory... I no know say them be GNLD(really pissed)...I called him, he said na 35k per month with accommodation and they specialised in slippers production (OK)..I was happy I called all my guys and dashed out all my properties say I don see work for lag (mehn) that I ain't coming back to ak(fuk me)..as I reach lag they ( GNLD) started giving me life is good sh*t I vex comot there,I do shakara, I cursed them comot(I no know anybody for lag o) ..na so my Lagos life begin o every good things wey una dey talk on here about lag na lie ( una no go make heaven) including all lagos conductors ..dem don dupe me no be small...I told one I'm going to ojota bus stop...he collected #50 carry me for two mins, drop me say we don reach..( haba hin no fit tell me the bus stop dey down road) i drop to find church wey I go crash....person wey dey sell food for road side self harass me cos I greet her twice( well no be ak i dey) so I no fit talk back.. where I dey rest I see like three private jet flew over when some people dey sleep on trees wey dem call house... in short today experience bad I no fit write all some cos you go say I be mumu.. I dey one c&s church now dey plan how I'm going to sleep there... and I dey fear these people because the way them dey look me since! hopefully tomorrow I'll start job hunting cos I no go back even if na gate man job

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On some nollywood things.
Good luck man, but op how u go take d baff?

thats lagos for you

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On some nollywood things.
Good luck man, but op how u go take d baff?

I swear no be lie... I just baff now now.. the Church get bush bathroom na

Stay where you are simple.

@OP.Lagos sef no send you o..

better find transport money go back Akure ASAP

cheers

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@OP.Lagos sef no send you o..

better find transport money go back Akure ASAP

cheers

I no dey go anywhere..we go dey gather rugged am here till things go better

these small small boys wey drive big cars don inspired me...me sef go get my own money here.... and I just found out no be only me dey this kind situation,so that's MOTIVATION

Me too. Don't get me wrong im a Lagos boy ( or so I thought) lived In Lagos for 16 years before my family relocated to Abuja and I went abroad for studies. I was in Naija recently for holidays, spent most of it in Abuja and decided to touch base (Lagos) for a night before I leave. Brooo I was like what da fuq is going on here I'm never afraid of anything but I was scared of Lagos. I dont know If I can call myself a Lagos boy anymore