1. You start reading interesting things on the internet and just stop a third of the way through because you lose patience. (Nairalanders)
2. You immediately go back and read an email right after you hit send.
3. When you take a shower, you make a bucket with your arms to catch as much water as you can and splash it all onto the shower floor.
4 .Long phone call = pacing around the entire house.
5. You procrastinate when getting into the shower, but hate getting out once you’re in.
6.You spell out Wednesday like Wed-nes-day in your head when you’re writing it. Also Feb-ru-ary.
7. You get lost in thought while reading, but don’t notice until you’re three pages past where you stopped paying attention.
8. You rehearse arguments in your head, just in case it should ever come up.
9.You set your alarm earlier than you need to so you can hit the snooze button several times.
10.You have to find the perfect TV show to watch before you can eat any food you’ve prepared for yourself.
11. You listen to a song on repeat just to memorize the tricky sections in case it comes on around friends.
12. You always feel relieved when you get home and nobody else is there.
13.You sometimes stop the microwave with just one second left so you can pretend you’re defusing a time bomb.
14.You’re way more depressed by Sunday nights than Monday mornings.
15.Sometimes you check *just one more time* to make sure you can’t actually move things with your mind.
16. On a road trip, you start to think of the other cars as your travel companions, and feel a tinge of sadness when you exit the highway.
17. You still need to double-check that there’s no one behind you even when you’re looking in the bathroom mirror.
18. You OFTEN feel phantom phone vibrations in your pocket even when your phone didn’t vibrate.
19. You wipe your cell phone screen to make all the smudge marks go in the same direction.
20. You put your music on shuffle, but then skip songs until you find the one you want anyway.
21.You sometimes talk to people as if they already had the context of what was going on inside your head.
22.You feel guilty that you’re not helping when a repair guy is fixing something in your house.
23.You immediately forget someone’s name right after they’ve introduced themselves.

WHICH ARE YOU GUILTY OF?

10 And 20 always.

my brother that number 23 is a Yes Yes..... that is me you painted there.

naijaboiy:
Number 1.

I stopped half way while reading the write up.

I had to make that one NO.1

No 4 nd 5







No 17 too


Nd no 14 too

That no 14 though...dunno why it's always like that...thought i was the only experiencing this..

That no 14 though...dunno why it's always like that...thought i was the only one experiencing this..

No 23, most times I pretend to know the person but I can't remember the person or name of the person.

Guilty 80%

sinaj:
No 4 nd 5

No. 4 is more than normal. I sometimes adjust my woman's already adjusted bra while making a long call.

xynerise:


I had to make that one NO.1

Okay to be honest I do most of them,but the one I'm always guilty of is number 4 and 7.

That 7 happens very well. I'll be reading and then after like a page I'll ask myself,"what have I read so far"

And then I'll realize my brain is blank and I'll start again.

naijaboiy:


Okay to be honest I do most of them,but the one I'm always guilty of is number 4 and 7.

That 7 happens very well. I'll be reading and then after like a page I'll ask myself,"what have I read so far"

And then I'll realize my brain is blank and I'll start again.

You never had the intention of reading that book in the first place.

This thread is crazy(in a good way though).
Who is not guilty of number 10 and 20?
Yeah, go back and check it.

Estharfabian:
Okay...

I'm guilty of Almost Everything. Especially NO7!

Happens When I Read the bible.. #Devil's Work!#

Stop blaming the Devil!

totally me

blackjack21:


Stop blaming the Devil!

0.oIt feels way better than blaming myself...

naijaboiy:

LMAO!!!

Whoever had the intention to read anything at all in the first place?

Cramming and memorizing those boring cases you find in these large books.

Big books turn me off. The bigger the less interesting-My philosophy

Estharfabian:
0.oIt's feels way better than blaming myself...

oi

that no 4 is on point.if I don't do that the call won't be sweet na

xynerise:
Big books turn me off. The bigger the less interesting-My philosophy

big-books-phobia it is called .

naijaboiy:

I'm gonna buy that philosophy of yours too.

But the size of the book is not even a problem. The font size of the words is the problem. A big book with a very small font size.

One can read a page for like five minutes. Slow readers like me take longer time and we get even more discouraged.

BLOOD BROTHERS was the biggest book I read. I hate tiny fonts, it can make one dizzy.

I stopped reading at the third point

Number 23. Boy, do I forget names. Once, I met someone for the first time and throughout our conversation I was trying to remember his name.

Ok

Am waiting for MadCow1 to comment first

So everyone else does these?

We're all human