One of my biggest fantasies is to pay a visit to Googleplex and have a glimpse of what people search for all around the world. That would give me an insight into what people love, what people need, what people want to do and so on and so forth.

This blog ( http://jobzilla.ng/ ) has a massive amount of traffic everyday from job seekers in Nigeria, who are either ardent followers or those who come via Google search.Trust me, I use an analytics software that enables me view and monitor the search terms that bring users to my blog.

Today, I have decided to compile and share an unedited list of the 9 funniest search terms (there are even more) to my blog by job seekers in Nigeria.

OGUN STATE DO YOU NEED TEACHER FROM APRIL 2014

past attitude text questions (attitude text? confused!)

cocacola gladuate tlaining ploglam (lol, this guy is probably from Anambra state)

nigerian beury recruitment 2014.

vacancies with no requirement Warri (no requirements?! Are you kidding me? Are you a toddler?)

When nigeria airforce trainee 2014 go start (He probably needs Google Pidgin)

when waec to start share for appointment letter on last interview 2014

abeg job dey? (Maybe it's time for Google to add support for Pidgin English)

Did NIS have shortlist the name applicate?.

choprite ondo state branch vacancies (choprite? Huh!)

No disrespect, but this is funny. People really do need jobs o! Have a great day peeps and don't forget to share with friends to make their day too.
http://www.jobzilla.ng/2014/04/8-funny-google-search-terms-by-job.html?m=1

Funny!

Yea... It's really funny... Naija ppl sha... Dem no fit change... Now a days, even grads no dey fit construct correct English... I now imagine how some manage to graduate... It is well... God bless Nigeria....

cc: lalasticlala, seun

... For real?.. Abeg, job dey... Haha

Anambra search got me Raffing

Hehehehehe...there was one I saw thus
"when is UBA second text going to hold"

. God dey.

Lol, OP how did you compile the list?
Were you present when they searched it or is it from your personal experience?

They are very funny. This job search can make people type anything (even pidgin English) but those guys making those grammatical blunders need help.

All I see is frustration

Iyaff laaff and dies... hahahahahaha...

Hehehe, this is a joke ryt?

Not funny at all. That's why it's Google, all miss spelt words are corrected. And this is baseless and does not make any sense one bit

Folksyharry:
They are very funny. This job search can make people type anything (even pidgin English) but those guys making those grammatical blunders need help.

Read the preceding statements....googleplex was used. and look at the source.

ferdyferd:
Not funny at all. That's why it's Google, all miss spelt words are corrected. And this is baseless and does not make any sense one bit

can Google correct pidgin English?

Booking space incase of incasity

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When they say that shorthand is an indication of the terrible case we have of our graduates, dem go say na lie jare. Say we just dey para (paranoid) anyhow. Now, the truth can't just hide itself. It's one thing to go to school, it's another to be schooled. That's why we have people finding it difficult to understand sarcasm, read beyond headlines and analyse issues. De brain dey die gradually!

Nigeria Brewery Beury catches my attention the most.

Oh my....


Laf af kee me here ooooo..


Its well o.... Choi

exhibition:


Read the preceding statements....googleplex was used. and look at the source.

I wasn't the one doubting the authenticity. I've typed some interesting and funny things myself while using Google so I don't doubt these a bit

eduxerxes:
Hehehehehe...there was one I saw thus

"when is UBA second text going to hold"

Was on my dashboard one day when I saw a search keyword that cracked me up.

"oya show me all the latest phones from tecno"

Fear Nigerians

Naija graduates are half baked,how can we make them fully baked because i had read alot of grammatical blunders...may God help us.amen.

the hustle is real

It starts from o'level .....down to the our tertiary institutions

Well; who's to blame? I know of a site that can keep y'all busy and help earn money right from your home and at your own convinience; just click open this link http://payjob.xyz/?pay=sammiyah ;and get started, thank me later....I had like 5withdrawals already

I could speak better English while in Pri. school.


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