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Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by PAGAN9JA(m): 8:34pm On Feb 02, 2016
To me eating dog is tantamount to cannibalism.

Dog is mans first and best friend.

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Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by fart: 8:43pm On Feb 02, 2016
Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ

And then when you catch Ebola or Lassa Fever you will blame Buhari for your stupidity.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by coded06(m): 8:51pm On Feb 02, 2016
asuustrike2009:
It's called 404
404 missed the days in Mami market in Army barracks
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Sammyashol(m): 8:54pm On Feb 02, 2016
costandi:
GODWIN finally!
Abi now,*modified* wins18 are you happy now? *winks*

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Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by annawhite(f): 8:58pm On Feb 02, 2016
What is this..... As a calabar woman we don't do foreign dogs# whosoever posted this is a blawdy racist cool


#aggressive munching of cooked dogmeat tongue with unripe plantain#a chilled orijin # and eyeing poster balls angry
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by medexico(m): 8:59pm On Feb 02, 2016
tchigofigo:
Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry.

Me and you are friends
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by boygoddy(m): 9:51pm On Feb 02, 2016
That is our outing refreshment, it is called 404.. My bestie on flexing
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by kengodson: 9:58pm On Feb 02, 2016
Op , you like rabbit meat?

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Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 10:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
coded06:


404 missed the days in Mami market in Army barracks
hahaaaaa .I served in cross river so I know what they are talking about. o boy that meat is delicious
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by wins18(m): 10:41pm On Feb 02, 2016
Sammyashol:
Abi now, wins80 are you happy now?
I'm happy oo

@bolded..
Bro, na where u catapult me reach lolz.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by ikorodureporta: 10:47pm On Feb 02, 2016
asuustrike2009:
It's called 404
wetin 404 mean sef grin #ewa
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 10:51pm On Feb 02, 2016
ikorodureporta:

wetin 404 mean sef grin #ewa
ask calabar pipo say na dem give am dat name just warri dey call donkey Jacky
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Sammyashol(m): 10:52pm On Feb 02, 2016
wins18:

I'm happy oo

@bolded..
Bro, na where u catapult me reach lolz.
Lol, typo error sha. So win18 #NOWTHATYOUARETHERE which joint u go carry me go now.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by wins18(m): 10:58pm On Feb 02, 2016
Sammyashol:
Lol, typo error sha. So win18 #NOWTHATYOUARETHERE which joint u go carry me go now.
grin
I don't eat dog meat, but I know somebody wey know somebody that will take u to somebody that sells dog meat at a popular joint somewhere
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Sammyashol(m): 11:02pm On Feb 02, 2016
annawhite:
What is this..... As a calabar woman we don't do foreign dogs# whosoever posted this is a blawdy racist cool
lol bae don't take it personal o, its just a joke for u to crack ur ribs now!


annawhite:
#aggressive munching of cooked dogmeat tongue with unripe plantain#a chilled orijin # and eyeing poster balls angry
so you self dey ball like this, let's hook up at a joint so that we sip and eat together
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Hatrik(m): 11:02pm On Feb 02, 2016
Calabaris
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Sammyashol(m): 11:05pm On Feb 02, 2016
wins18:

grin
I don't eat dog meat, but I know somebody wey know somebody that will take u to somebody that sells dog meat at a popular joint somewhere
Me too don't take it, i usually eat cat fish with chilled ace root
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by wins18(m): 11:28pm On Feb 02, 2016
Sammyashol:
Me too don't take it, i usually eat cat fish with chilled ace root
Lolz, but I hate catfish, can't even taste it talk more of eating. I could remember when I visited a friend in the east, dude went and packed a full load of catfish pepper soup or what do they call it with a very sweet aroma lol, the type that would force someone to start drooling on . I didn't take it, rather the friend went and bought goat pepper soup 4 me instead.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 11:39pm On Feb 02, 2016
U dey style style beg 4 free likes!.. Sorry ooo













It's Atobilobah!
wins18:
*modified
abeg conductor stop me here oooo! I don reach my junction
**jumps down from bus**
Conductor: oga wey my money?
Me:which money....? Oh ur money
Digs hand inside my pocket and bring out very clean 1000 naira note.
Conductor: oga, ha no change o
Me: don't worry keep the change.

Finally God don answer my prayer oo. This is a sign of good things to come our way, if u believe click like.
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Trueyarn(m): 12:10am On Feb 03, 2016
All of you who haven't tasted dog meat before are busy saying how much you hate it...
I have eaten it and i tell you it is the best meat to relax with...i mean if you have meat cravings...wash it down with small stout or palmwine...oh God i don dey salivate...
cool cool cool cool
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Trueyarn(m): 12:17am On Feb 03, 2016
SuzieeDee:
That is why it is better not to eat meat in any kind of restaurant you go sef
[size=8pt]The meat is not used to prepare soup or used to make stew....it is only for munching, some people add unripe plantain ...[/size]
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by akigbemaru: 3:05am On Feb 03, 2016
Dog
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Mattew690(m): 5:00am On Feb 03, 2016
Calaba boy get craze










Dem dey Craze
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by hescute1(m): 6:26am On Feb 03, 2016
proudly calabar, taste it, u'll like it
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by raphoo(m): 6:29am On Feb 03, 2016
wins18:

Lol @ 404, is that a code name or what?
@OLOKILI IN ONDO
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by mutumina: 7:03am On Feb 03, 2016
http://payjob.xyz/?pay=sammiyah get paid at the end of the week; thank me later
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by sunnyuche1(m): 7:09am On Feb 03, 2016
Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ
chop it bro, like I chop it grin
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by macino1(m): 7:30am On Feb 03, 2016
Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ

Ops. . .Need to employ police for my dogs. lol
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by closeup2000: 7:03am On Feb 05, 2016
this is truly hilarious
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Join4corners(m): 7:50am On Feb 05, 2016
Lolz...u r funny ooh..but y calabar boyz?
Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Nobody: 9:30pm On May 30, 2019
I see you have something to talk about. Well, I have something to shout about. Infact something to sing about. But I'll just keep quiet and let you carry on. grin

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