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Question Of The Day by chichriso: 8:04pm On Jan 30, 2016
ANSWER THIS ONE?:
Money has different names !!!
In church its called (offering),
in school its (fee),
in marriage it's called (dowry),
in divorce (alimony),
when u owe someone its (debt ),
when u pay the government (tax),
in court (fines),
civil servant retirees (pension)
boss to workers (salary),
master to subordinates (wages),
when u borrow from bank (loan),
when u offer after a service (tip),
to kidnappers (ransom),
illegally received in d name of service (bribe).
The question is
"when a guy gives it to his girl what do we call it??
Answer __________??

Plz send ur answers. ...
Re: Question Of The Day by Wizzykinging(m): 8:28pm On Jan 30, 2016
It's called change tongue
Re: Question Of The Day by belissima(f): 8:35pm On Jan 30, 2016
service charge.....VAT included
Re: Question Of The Day by demo4ril97(m): 8:49pm On Jan 30, 2016
Owo illegal.
Re: Question Of The Day by lasisi69(f): 9:02pm On Jan 30, 2016
Pay as u go or better still sacrifice to get what u want

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Re: Question Of The Day by Poheto281985: 9:05pm On Jan 30, 2016
it called bribe to catch the girls heart tongue
Re: Question Of The Day by Chilops(f): 11:26pm On Jan 30, 2016
Upkeep grin
Re: Question Of The Day by Etumgbe(m): 5:49am On Jan 31, 2016
Lalasticlala come and answer oo

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