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Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Bashmantech: 2:37pm On Jan 31, 2016

saasala:
I have vowed never to go to church again

bros.......... y now??

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by moshould(m): 2:38pm On Jan 31, 2016

because I sit down calculate d tight wey Pastor wan collect, and d new cars wey him wan use am buy, and poor people plenty for d church wey no get bicycle..

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by moshould(m): 2:39pm On Jan 31, 2016

Bros if u dey reason am, u sef go stay ur house dey worship God....why poor man no fit attend attend school wey church dey build

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by batista181(m): 2:44pm On Jan 31, 2016

my clothes was not iron am not proud of this

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Kangol99(m): 2:49pm On Jan 31, 2016

I can't miss church....... I've not found the reason why i will miss church. Unless if i can't walk.

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by lilyheaven: 2:50pm On Jan 31, 2016

I was sleeping

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by kolajoo(m): 2:54pm On Jan 31, 2016

Lovetinz:
Sunday is the only time she is not with her parents,
She stopped over for 30 minutes.. She left for church,
She went with my energy and willpower.

BAd boy

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by ekiticoach(m): 2:55pm On Jan 31, 2016

omojesu202:

what if an money or job them say make u com collect?

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by LLVelly: 2:55pm On Jan 31, 2016

Today wey I no go church,una carry this post come front page,days wey I go church una no see am?

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by kenzysmith: 2:57pm On Jan 31, 2016

To be honest I masturbate 3 good time yesterday for the ist time since this year began feel so bad and ugly that y I didn,t go to church.

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by cao(f): 2:57pm On Jan 31, 2016

I woke up two hours ago.

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by misspicy(f): 3:03pm On Jan 31, 2016

Flashh:
How dare you call my house a hole?

Sowi naw,don't you know play? I wanted to say Cubicle tongue

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Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by ysawdeeq: 3:07pm On Jan 31, 2016

Just came to read comments

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by missingrib(f): 3:10pm On Jan 31, 2016

Hayweezy01:

What language do they speak? Can't they get an interpreter.

in that situation where u find ursef in a place u got no choice but to be..dats what happen in that situation,,,Nysc palava

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Mattew690(m): 3:17pm On Jan 31, 2016

I dey naira land

I dey naira land

I dey naira land

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Flashh: 3:18pm On Jan 31, 2016

misspicy:

Sowi naw,don't you know play?I wanted to say Cubicle

When it isn't a hole a bird dug in a tree or something.

I knew she'll wanna change it. Then she will bring out her tongue to sauce her offensive talk, for you to calm down.

My place isn't small, a lot of space.

And if it's small, what will now stop you?

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by oladele239(m): 3:18pm On Jan 31, 2016

I attended service on nairaland....it was great grin

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Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Flashh: 3:20pm On Jan 31, 2016

cao:
I woke up two hours ago.

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by sparklebee: 3:31pm On Jan 31, 2016

Vikings007:
still searching for a good church...tired of my catholic church.

You are highly invited to Living Faith Church a.k.a Winners chapel

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by gradeA(m): 3:31pm On Jan 31, 2016

Darkseid:
I forgot to set an alarm last night so i woke up around 8:00am. Church starts by 7:00am.

Would you wake up late if you had an interview for your dream job by 7am?

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by RVBC: 3:36pm On Jan 31, 2016

saasala:
I have vowed never to go to church again

Bros why?

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by BlackOnassis(m): 3:48pm On Jan 31, 2016

Godiloveu:
I attend catholic church and sometimes any oda church, but I ve not bn attending any for about 3 yrs now. Actually I get scared of praying becus each time I pray sometime bad happens to me.

holy moses! didn't see that one coming grin

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by cao(f): 3:57pm On Jan 31, 2016

Flashh:

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by EreluY(f): 4:01pm On Jan 31, 2016

NOT ANY MORE, NOT EVEN WHEN I DIE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE CREMATED AND MY ASHES SPREAD INTO PLACES I CHERISH. THAT SAID, MY NEAREST CHURCH BUILDING, THANKFULLY, HAS BEEN CONVERTED INTO RESTAURANTS AND BARS. THE UNDERGROUND VAULT NOW HOUSES A GAY CLUB. grin

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jan 31, 2016

A quick search and I've noticed across Europe and North America churches being converted into mosques. According to Christian themselves http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Articles/Article.aspx/12333#.UIe9om_Mjvp Churches are becoming Mosques at massive rates.http://www.dailyindependent.com/news/kentucky-churches-being-turned-into-mosques/article_9d735878-4359-11e4-b361-f7e7ad2b4df3.html

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jan 31, 2016

DONLENIN123:
My bet cast this early morn, spoilt my mood

I laugh u. next time, knock the door of heaven to show u the way.

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by fhranchez(m): 4:30pm On Jan 31, 2016

prettythicksme:
I dont like going to church anymore,cos of fake pastors everywhere!

[color=#550000][/color] really or u just wanna

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jan 31, 2016

Misselocon:

hmmmmm

So do you think you could be the twin sister of my long time ex girlfriend or are my eyes playing tricks on me?

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Misselocon(f): 4:40pm On Jan 31, 2016

GreatAgb:

So do you think you could be the twin sister of my long time ex girlfriend or are my eyes playing tricks on me?

Lools...jeez!Nop. I tnk my eyes are playing tricks on me for ds funny message.

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by misspicy(f): 4:48pm On Jan 31, 2016

Flashh:
When it isn't a hole a bird dug in a tree or something.

I knew she'll wanna change it. Then she will bring out her tongue to sauce her offensive talk, for you to calm down.

My place isn't small, a lot of space.

And if it's small, what will now stop you?

small or big,as long it has a bed space,we are good cheesy

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jan 31, 2016

Misselocon:

Lools...jeez!Nop. I tnk my eyes are playing tricks on me for ds funny message.

Nah your eyes are doing alright. You know sometimes these eyes of mine keep feeding my brain with crazy ideas. I should have known it's my eyes all along angry

One of these days i'll have to put them eyes on Olx. I can as well make some money while giving my brain some rest. What do you think?

Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jan 31, 2016

Misselocon:
Alright! still using ' your' though. Are you a Muslim?

I am no Muslim. I don't have a religion. Life is better for me that way, sugar.

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