I JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL THE POLYTECHNIC, IBADAN

*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.

* Lecturers will be telling you "buying
my handout is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that have bought

* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be
telling yourself. If it
was to be
FUL... I would have been a
3.20 graduate by now.

* If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature
on a form.

* In the polytechnic, Ibadan you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a
drug dealer).

*polyibadan guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).

* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave am for sch go bk house?.

*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.

* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol

* You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!

* u will always hear those selling provisions saying: hot okpa! sweet orange!, sweet pineapple!, sweet garri! even sweet kerosene Nd sweet bitter leaf.

*come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots more.

*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone become born- again by force.

* It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.


Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail dis great Institution.

3 good gbosa for the polytechnic Ibadan

Funny! Federal poly Ede own pass those you mentioned above.

I pray oooooooo

Lol... Like seriously

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