DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN
GOVERNMENT
by Hon.Prince Adeniyi Okikiola Habeeb.
1. When you chop alone in government and
no one chops with you, that is called OBJ
2. When you chop in government and you
allow others to chop their own, that is
called IBB.
3. When you chop in government and you
give others from what you have chopulated,
that is called Abdulsalami.
4. When you chop in government and the
place you are chopping eventually folds up,
that is called ATiku
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants, that is called Gowon
6. When you dey chop alone in government,
no remember anybody, but you come dey get
headache today, fever tomorrow,
hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one
is called Shonekan
7. When dem just appoint you for
government position, and you just chop
small, auditors come say bring all papers,
dat is called Nwodo
8. When you chop in government and you die
while chopping, that is called Abacha.
9. When you want to chop in government
and you give others to chop before you
begin to chop, that is called GOODLUCK
JONATHAN.
10. When you are chopin your own in
government and you call your friends to
come and chop their own too, that is called
Orji Kalu.
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say
you no chop anything, that is called
Fashola
12. When you chop from this government,
that government, this government, that
government like say na you dem create
Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu
13. When you chop in government so taaay
you scatter ground, three houses for
America, two for London, six for Kubwa,
seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for
Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain,
EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called James
Ibori
14. When you chop well well for government
and people know say you chop well well but
you dey deny say you chop well well, dat
one is called Rotimi Amechi
15. When you chop in government so tay you
are even richer than the place you dey chop,
dat one is called Dasuki.

Hahahahaha !!!!!
When you chop and chop and chop and cover your tracks with diverting attentions to fighting kworopsion and tourism. That is called Buhari.

hmm

Lol.... Op, wat of PMB na...

So everybody is afraid of one President from west Africa? Social media bill in action secretly, one lecturer from KD is a good example, because he Chop more than anyone in the list.

Wen u chop and e be like say u no chop at all because the money no show for ur body. That one na Baba-go-slow.

chocolateme:
Hahahahaha !!!!!
When you chop and chop and chop and cover your tracks with diverting attentions to fighting kworopsion and tourism. That is called Buhari.

That dullard?

derespect:
Wen u chop and e be like say u no chop at all because the money no show for ur body. That one na Baba-go-slow.

Lwkmd
@op, I don't laugh tire o

Interestingly Funny!!!

In ekwere man's voice 'ALi nda"
In ngwa man's voice "ala mu'onye"

This land is not 4 sale!

When you chop and chop tuwuchinkafa without minding that your zombies who are hoping for brukutu and ewedu from you are biting their mouth in hunger,you are who....?



Get the answer and win a well APC propaganded wrist watch

Hahaha really funny