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9funny Facts About Nigerians by EOOJ(m): 8:35am On Feb 03, 2016
Just saw this on fb and felt i should share it here

Funny Nigerians

1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland.

2) When sick, they go to Germany.

3) When investing, they go to America.

4) When buying Mansions, they visit
London.

5) When shopping they go to Dubai.

6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or
Bahamas.

7) When educating their children, they select Europe.

8.) When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or
Jerusalem.

9) BUT,when they DIE, they all want to be
BURIED in NIGERIA.

Please, help me ask them, NIGERIA NA
CEMETERY?
Re: 9funny Facts About Nigerians by kilokeys(m): 8:36am On Feb 03, 2016
Basterds grin

Since Nigeria is the closest place to hell.. They are trying to acclimatize before burning in the Lake of fire.
Re: 9funny Facts About Nigerians by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 03, 2016
Lol
Re: 9funny Facts About Nigerians by Olusanya333(m): 8:38am On Feb 03, 2016
kiss Really funny.
Re: 9funny Facts About Nigerians by EOOJ(m): 8:39am On Feb 03, 2016
Naija my country cool
Re: 9funny Facts About Nigerians by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:40am On Feb 03, 2016
Hmm

Re: 9funny Facts About Nigerians by EOOJ(m): 8:41am On Feb 03, 2016
kilokeys:
Basterds grin

Since Nigeria is the closest place to hell.. They are trying to acclimatize before burning in the Lake of fire.

haba habaa habaaa! Hahaha, u dis guy eh grin
Re: 9funny Facts About Nigerians by whitestar01(m): 8:52am On Feb 03, 2016
Do u think oyibo will accept de burial of our over corrupt leaders in their cemetry? For where?

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