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Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 4:40pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
yes oooooo!!!!!!!! After a year and 7 month of experiencing the horrors of being a jobless youth i finally got a job through nairaland. Please before i continue, it would be ideal i address the issue of "finally i got a job abi work" as seing lately. In Warri there is a great difference between job and work, please if your monthly gross is below 150k in lagos and Abuja and 100k off country(other states) you have got yourself a "work" not a job. So Jobberlanders always specify which you have got, it could be Dream job or Dream "Work" nah still Godwin..... Last week in January, i saw a vacancy advert for a clerical role for an office here on nairaland, which i applied having made up my mind that a vulture at hand is worth more than 100 parrot in the forest. Sharpaly!!, if nah warri boy, i was invited by a multinational company, no much interview possibly because i had invited my comforter to go before me but my "comforter" left me when i was told my take home is 31k. Then it dawned on me that i was having a vulture at hand, not ready to leave the vulture to go seek for a butterfly in Lufasi park, i quickly muttered "I Accept" to the faint voice asking "you agree for the work" Guess who am working with, a very high worth personality who happens to be the company's Deputy Board chairman after Putting in years as the Group Managing Director. I was taken to the office somewhere on the Island where the multinational company leased a property for him to operate from, his first question "young man hope you know the conditions of the job" me wey be omoko quickly replied Yes sir, i was told it was 31k and am ready to work. My oga boss quickly added you will wash the toilets, sweep the floors and do the mobbing. Nwanne, it finally dawned on me that i have found a "worky" not just work. Wednesday, i came with my suit entered the office and quickly took off everything except my brief and was scrubbing the tubes, WC, tiles as if my life depends on it for over 2 hours, today i used 3 hours because i swept and washed even the germs off the premises. Grateful i got a "work"... My qualifications are B.Sc Management, Chartered Administrator, Certifications from ISPON(Safety), NEBOSH.... cc: Lalasticlala uboma davide470 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by urchbarbie(f): 4:48pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
its well 2 Likes |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by Kelechi2020(m): 4:53pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
please hope you are not joking.. I don't wanna waste my emotions on fiction... 4 Likes |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by ENGRJCJ(m): 4:57pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Congratulations.. It's a gradual process. Don't be surprised where this ur job will lead u to.. Pls how much is this NEBOSH.. I want to go for it 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 4:59pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Kelechi2020: fiction ke i almost added pix too, on a second thought i knew i might be shooting my legs... 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 5:03pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
urchbarbie: thanx... ENGRJCJ: Sure life is a gradual process but as an an Ex bank staff i cant cry but have faith.. wrote mine 2014 with 250k.... |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by ENGRJCJ(m): 5:17pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
amunkita:Eyaa, good things lie ahead... Echi di ime 2 Likes |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by Cpumping(m): 5:30pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
this one na better uwammebi work. 2 Likes |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by macaranta(m): 5:49pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
I laughed ..but this is a serious matter.At least OP with your sense of humor ,HBP won't be your portion for now.Keep casting your nets far and wide,do your "workY"with a difference and watch God elevate you to heights unimaginable. Bless. 5 Likes |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by Bugatie(m): 6:05pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
amunkita: Guy you are just an amu nkita lol 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by funkyglitz: 6:14pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
warri no dey carry last.....your packaging too tight o imagine wearing a suit to work only for you to do a janitor work,#there is God oooo# 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by chesterlee(m): 6:40pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Lmao...This Op got me ROTFL Confirm Amunkita!!! Congrats tho...May the good lord enlarge your coast....Amin!!! 3 Likes |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by herboshedhe(f): 6:42pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
God dey oooo 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by LaurelP(m): 6:55pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Thank God oo. At least we've lost one Troll here on Nairaland. One by one all of you will be getting jobs, cos I know say na idleness be the problem. U better focus on the WORKY if u don't wanna find urself here again trolling about. Lolz... 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 8:40pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
funkyglitz: No be small God oo... |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by UdohOby(f): 9:01pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
I have laughed so hard that my tummy aches. It's really an uwa mmebi worky o. On a more serious note, so sorry op that u got this kind of worky, but at least, it will put food on ur table. That is, if you will still have the appetite to eat after washing the toilet. Congrats once again. 6 Likes |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by funkymoore: 9:17pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
This guy must be a comedian, I don't just know what to comment.... Still..... so hard. 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 9:29pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
UdohOby: Hahahaha.... Nah 0-0-1 for now. |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 9:37pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
funkymoore: Congratulating me will do for now. |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by abimbawealth(f): 10:41pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
...congrats btw op 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by ourchoice(m): 10:44pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Rolling on the floor Op o abeg u have discovered your calling; comedy 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by VocalWalls: 10:48pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
I got cracked up so much I couldn't breathe. OP, remove your tfare, how much remain? |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by mrking3(m): 10:56pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Dry Joke! Very Dry! I wish you luck in your front page bid! |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by butanep(m): 11:10pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Hahahhahahahahhahahah Laugh don finish me here oooo My belly don full... Warri boy na warri boy even 4 lagos. Area I hail ooo Oga your area na comedy jare... I dont see you long in that janitor job... Wait ooo... you dae wear suit go the work? who you dae impress? 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 11:26pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
VocalWalls: T.fare= #900 food with one meat= #250 food with crayfish= #200(last week of the month) if i keep to this budget, i should ve 4k savings every month. |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 11:34pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
butanep: I am the front desk officer, the office administrator and his guest re moguls, politicians. So i must be official. |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by VocalWalls: 11:39pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
amunkita: Bros, this one no follow, hope you know? If you hustle privately, you make something similar or better, without scrubbing the floors. |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by vicque(f): 11:46pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
I laughed so hard tears came out...thank u "amunkita " this your worky na serious u uwa mmebi... 2 Likes |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by amunkita(m): 11:48pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
VocalWalls: Baba e no follow oo but if u give me a nice hussle concept, i would give it a shot. |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by CaptPlanet(m): 1:48am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Lmao! I was trying to be civil but I couldn't honestly u didn't even help issues. I laughed so hard man.....say na worky e get..lol! it's well bro. Since it's politicians u work for, smthg good might just pop up one day but before then, keep looking for something better or a biz on the side. God will enlarge ur coast. On the flip side, ever given comedy gig a thought? You're really funny.... 1 Like |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by kilokeys(m): 2:56am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Crazy ass Mudafcvka I don already pay 250k for my nebosh.. Actually resigned from a job of 80k (which I termed meager) to write this nebosh. Cos i wouldn't have had the time.. Bros.. Apply for safety jobs outside the shores of the country.. Dubai, Kuwait... They have more to offer. 4k savings per month? It will take u 1000 years (a Millennium) to build a bungalow of 4.8 million naira To buy chair and TV put for there go take u another 15 years.. Chai.. If we all rejected these jobs collectively.. These guys will treat us better.. U shouldn't earn lower than the cost of ur professional certs.. Monkey |
Re: Finally I Got A Job Thou U Will Decide If Its A Dream Job Or Uwa Mmebi Job by babyfaceafrica: 7:25am On Feb 05, 2016 |
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