A lady decided to go the cinema with her cat named Enough and she was putting on a minnie micro minnie skirt,at last they are at the cinema and her cat ran under the chairs to chase a mice ,she got up and bent down by doing that, her skirt flew up,and guys were behind her watching ,she was like that for minutes and she suddenly stood up ask the guys have u seen ENOUGH ? and they answered YEAH IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
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Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass me the p@#$y."

hehehe! U make me laff!

let me give u a long joke...............


A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex
aids shop and asked in a quavering voice,
"Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes
h-here?"

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little
old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh,
yes ma'am. We do."

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands
about 10 inches apart asked "-do y-you ha-ave
an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"

"Well, yes ma-am, we do. We have several that
size."

Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then
asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them ab-b-bout thi-is
b-big ar-round-d?"

"Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them are about
that big."

"-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"

"Yes ma'am, one of them does."

"Well th-then, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"

hehehe! that's not so long, but its funny. She didn't know how to tun hers off eh?

she chewed more than she could swallow. hhaaa ha haha

hehehehehe so funny u make me laff

Honestly, I've not seen enough

@post
nice one lol

layi:

A lady decided to go the cinema with her cat named Enough and she was putting on a minnie micro minnie skirt,at last they are at the cinema and her cat ran under the chairs to chase a mice ,she got up and bent down by doing that, her skirt flew up,and guys were behind her watching ,she was like that for minutes and she suddenly stood up ask the guys have u seen ENOUGH ? and they answered YEAH IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
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Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says,
"now will you please pass me the p@#$y."[/color][color=#990000]

~LMAO