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You Could Be Beaten For Any Of The Following Reasons. by oleeee(m): 8:16am On Feb 07, 2016
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:

1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten cry
3. Crying without being beaten embarassed
4. Standing while the elders are seated angry
5. Sitting while the elders stand undecided
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated. lipsrsealed
7. Replying back to an elder shocked
8. Not replying back to an elder undecided
9. Spending too much time without being beaten. lipsrsealed
10. Singing after being admonished cry
11. Not greeting visitors cool
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors. cry
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving. grin
14. Refusing to eat. cry
15. Coming back home after sunset undecided
16. Eating at the neighbour's home shocked
17. Generally being moody. lipsrsealed
18. Generally being too excited. angry
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up undecided
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating lipsrsealed
26.Stumbling and falling when walking... grin grin grin grin


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Re: You Could Be Beaten For Any Of The Following Reasons. by Nobody: 8:48am On Feb 07, 2016
Playing football with slippers. sad
Playing football without slippers.

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