y0rmee:


How I go take introduce masef na?

oya, drop money first... so I go fit intro masef wella!

Correct guy. *drops cowries* oya do the needful!

No bruh

kapable75:
Yelz na, but hope its nothing serious?

All good here

surpriseMe:
wait o....una dey doubt me sey I no fit go church fa chai! me wey be choir master fa *smiling* thank God sey I reach church today *winks*

Sheey na bcus u want go wit stream A carry u go church ,I understand. God don hear ur prayer

callmemercy:


E bi like u ready for camp pass me sef...
Don't worry, I ll run a test so u ll be able to understand d feeling

ehn ehn see ehn I'm all yours test me fa so dat I no go lost for camp o....na only phone I buy I Neva buy any kits not even socks! u see sey I need dat ur test Asap fa

callmemercy:


Correct guy.
*drops cowries* oya do the needful!

*kidnaps her*



RANSOM: iPhone 7!

lez see whu wee coman epp pay the Ransom!

If for say dem yeye stream no dey now

Person no go dey anticipate anyhow

Nysc cannot come nd give person HBP

Count down

6hrs to Monday

surpriseMe:
funny u! yeye boi...u nor dey watch match fa?

Na the girl we dey talk no let me go watch match oooo.... I mean am......

surpriseMe:
u too..maybe I should attend all churches in lag ma sabi wic church treat first comers wella pass..Lol..the goodies is dope!

I went to a church at Egbeda, I was given a big Bible and can malt.


Bhet wait,

That's church fornication. Stay in a place mbok.

Posimii:

Sheey na bcus u want go wit stream A carry u go church ,I understand. God don hear ur prayer

Lol Amen o! buh no be so o! u sef no loud ham na haba!

y0rmee:



*kidnaps her*



RANSOM: iPhone 7!

lez see whu wee coman epp pay the Ransom!

Lol... Only Jesus can pay the ransom.
My dad will even thank you for kidnapping me... Atleast house go quiet. BTW, hope you have surplus food n novels before you kidnap?

iAmHelen:
I went to a church at Egbeda, I was given a big Bible and can malt.


Bhet wait,

That's church fornication. Stay in a place mbok.

ehn ehn thanks for the heads up! I wee try ma best...Lol @Church forniK!

surpriseMe:
ehn ehn see ehn I'm all yours test me fa so dat I no go lost for camp o....na only phone I buy I Neva buy any kits not even socks! u see sey I need dat ur test Asap fa

Chimo! U canna be all mine.. Oya sit, lemme test you, hope you aren't scared of syringe?

dipson546:


Na the girl we dey talk no let me go watch match oooo.... I mean am......

The babe too dey ur eyes fa Oya go an fall in loff my broda

surpriseMe:
ibroh22 if na play stop ham o..I no frosh reach u fa...ma dey ma lane o...they are watching us here..dat kayin talk dey sensitive u 4 email me fa

Camera 360 me dey use, ano frosh at all

callmemercy:


Lol... Only Jesus can pay the ransom.
My dad will even thank you for kidnapping me... Atleast house go quiet. BTW, hope you have surplus food n novels before you kidnap?

Badt market!!!

Infact, SurpriseMe, coman take free bride!


anything you Gimmie as brideprice, I go collect! even if na just #100 airtime fa!

Some people come turn God to normal human being.... cos they want to go with stream 1 , they started praying now, and almost every go church because of that today.... Listen, going to church today does not mean... The big question is do you have a relationship with God before...?

callmemercy:


Chimo! U canna be all mine.. Oya sit, lemme test you, hope you aren't scared of syringe?

Chisos! lemme close my eyes ooo I hate syringe fa

callmemercy:


I loved him first

I love him more

surpriseMe:
ehn ehn thanks for the heads up! I wee try ma best...Lol @Church forniK!

Good of you.

dipson546:


No not that.... have been thinking that your natural beauty @ your picture on your profile cos I was already falling in love for u fa.!!!

Ha love kwa...ion know what you're talking about.

dipson546:
Some people come turn God to normal human being.... cos they want to go with stream 1 , they started praying now, and almost every go church because of that today.... Listen, going to church today does not mean... The big question is do you have a relationship with God before...?

seconded

y0rmee:



Badt market!!!

Infact, SurpriseMe, coman take free bride!


anything you Gimmie as brideprice, I go collect! even if na just #100 airtime fa!

He don marry already... GodWin!
Oga, u high o! Na pesin pikin u won give away for 100naira. Iffa catch you!

dipson546:
Some people come turn God to normal human being.... cos they want to go with stream 1 , they started praying now, and almost every go church because of that today.... Listen, going to church today does not mean... The big question is do you have a relationship with God before...?

#Word!


Close to what was preached in my church today. #relationshipWithTheFather.

surpriseMe:
The babe too dey ur eyes fa Oya go an fall in loff my broda

wa se re

y0rmee:



Badt market!!!

Infact, SurpriseMe, coman take free bride!


anything you Gimmie as brideprice, I go collect! even if na just #100 airtime fa!

Oya describe her package if I fit afford ham cos na bad freaky loyal package I want

callmemercy:


He don marry already... GodWin!
Oga, u high o! Na pesin pikin u won give away for 100naira. Iffa catch you!

Hehehe! ayam nuh fearing, my dear!


patapata, yhu we cash me in the other room

sharliz:
I love him more

I hope you both are talking about me sha?


Coz ayam blushing aiidy fa

y0rmee:


Hehehe! ayam nuh fearing, my dear!

patapata, yhu we cash me in the other room

You have chop liver abi?... I wee lock in za oda room!

callmemercy:


He don marry already... GodWin!
Oga, u high o! Na pesin pikin u won give away for 100naira. Iffa catch you!

No spoil my market o I Neva marry o in fact I fear ham die...I single like penguin..

y0rmee:



I hope you both are talking about me sha?


Coz ayam blushing aiidy fa

hian ... u get voice ni? Well if u sing so well I can manage u small as per womanizer buh if u no get sweet voice itz a bye bye

surpriseMe:
Oya describe her package if I fit afford ham cos na bad freaky loyal package I want

chest cup size: Size D

Side curve figure: Figure 8

Complexion: photogenic

y0rmee:



I hope you both are talking about me sha?


Coz ayam blushing aiidy fa

its u my broda who else? yormee na u o see as I dey envy u fa