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7 Vital Lessons To Learn From A Bank Robbery by HerexG(m): 6:50pm On Feb 09, 2016
1. Mind Changing Concept: During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

2. Being Professional: When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

3. Experience: When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

4. Converting an unfavorable: After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

5. Killing Boredom: The supervisor says, “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

6. Knowledge is worth as much as gold: The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”

7. Seizing the opportunity: The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?

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Source: https://herexg./2016/02/09/7-lessons-to-learn-from-a-bank-robbery/

Re: 7 Vital Lessons To Learn From A Bank Robbery by adren(m): 7:02pm On Feb 09, 2016
omg!!!

this is xoxo amazing...

creative write-up ..
may my late grandma send u some blessings @OP.. thanks for sharing this..
Re: 7 Vital Lessons To Learn From A Bank Robbery by adren(m): 7:04pm On Feb 09, 2016
omg!!!

this is xoxo amazing...

creative write-up ..
may my late grandma send u some blessings @OP.. thanks for sharing this..
Re: 7 Vital Lessons To Learn From A Bank Robbery by HerexG(m): 7:08pm On Feb 09, 2016
adren:
omg!!!

this is xoxo amazing...

creative write-up ..
may my late grandma send u some blessings @OP.. thanks for sharing this..


Thanks you to you too Bro, you made my day for reading.
Re: 7 Vital Lessons To Learn From A Bank Robbery by Aremu01(m): 7:44pm On Feb 09, 2016
Wow This is so amazing. One can learn from almost anything in life
Re: 7 Vital Lessons To Learn From A Bank Robbery by Flexherbal(m): 7:49pm On Feb 09, 2016
You don't joke with things like this.

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