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A married man had a sweet young secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to work late, the wife said no problem. After dinner they went back to her apartment and had mad sex for hours. On his way home he noticed a huge scar on his neck. He fell into a state of pannic, what was he going to  tell his wife? He walked in the door and was greeted by his excited and happy dog inspired, he fell to the floor and pretended to fight of the affectionate dog. Holding his neck with one hand he walked into the living room and exclaimed. Honey! Look at what the dog did to My neck. His wife jumped up ripped off her blouse and said, "that's nothing" look at what he did to my tits !!!

not funny at all

I fink I fink so too

Stale