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Workers Sabi Lie by Byourlah(m): 3:15pm On Jul 06, 2009
A boss said to an employee: "do you believe in life after death?"

Employee: "certainly not! there's no proof of it".

Boss: "well, there is proof now, because after you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you"

[b][/b][color=#550000][/color] shocked
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by nich(m): 3:26pm On Jul 06, 2009
singing: willie willie don die! na who kill am? undecided
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by Ben13: 3:43pm On Jul 06, 2009
Lol. . .dead uncles are real cheesy
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 3:51pm On Jul 06, 2009
Biola touch finger 4 floor & then on ur lips, swear say u no dey lie
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by tytylayor: 4:03pm On Jul 06, 2009
na only one uncle i get?
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 4:18pm On Jul 06, 2009
e go be say dat uncle na regular beggar 4 d coy
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by Ben13: 4:19pm On Jul 06, 2009
she get plenty begger uncle na
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 4:39pm On Jul 06, 2009
but one na executive beggar
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by lordmassac(m): 5:03pm On Jul 06, 2009
but one na executive beggar
that one be say the guy dey beg for BRT shocked shocked shocked
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2009
u tu get am abi na u be d partner wey he dey always gist us about?
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by sylve11: 5:56pm On Jul 06, 2009
dat guy na him Benjamin (guy at my right hand) na cool
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 11:06am On Jul 07, 2009
eva present tatafo
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by clemcykul(f): 11:09am On Jul 07, 2009
come u don baff so/
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 11:11am On Jul 07, 2009
water no dey drum
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Jul 07, 2009
use the jacuzzi in my bedroom, pls dont steal my condoms
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 11:31am On Jul 07, 2009
those xpired condoms abeg they r not even in vogue
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Jul 07, 2009
okay i shall start using white leather
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 11:46am On Jul 07, 2009
dat one even better pass
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Jul 07, 2009
lol i no fit shout
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 12:06pm On Jul 07, 2009
with ya wide lungs
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by clemcykul(f): 12:55pm On Jul 07, 2009
and ur tiny mouth
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by nich(m): 2:23pm On Jul 07, 2009
emmm, undecided wetin be the size of ya mouth cos i get all kinds of scrubbing brushes in all sizes. wink
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by romsky: 2:30pm On Jul 07, 2009
person weyhere u now go tink say u sabi tink
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by nich(m): 2:46pm On Jul 07, 2009
wetin u tink?  undecided 

shocked nna, see somethin o. nigeria don waka far with pidgin english o. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tink
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by mamagee3(f): 12:02am On Jul 08, 2009
Re: Workers Sabi Lie by clemcykul(f): 1:01pm On Jul 08, 2009
*joins the confused woman* ??//////

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