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12 Things You Are Adapted To As A Nigerian. by shogotermies(m): 10:28pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
1: power outrage All Nigerians are adapted to power outrage. we ourselves don't even care about power supply due to fact that there is a generator set,which means every person with a gen set, consider power supply to be irrelevant.. 2: Generator set noises This has become our adaptation after the electricity distribution companies has failed to do their job. right now has I type this post, my own gen set noise is banging into my ears,but wetin man go do. it is better to hear the noises than to die of heat. 3: Traffic Everyone living in the urban settings like Lagos, p Harcourt, abuja etc understands this, we all, have been adapted that's why we got people selling gala,soft drinks, chips,watches,clock,households items, shoes,etc even In traffic, I still wonder if the traffic is a mobile shop,for these hawkers. 4: Bad roads Nigerians are been adapted to bad roads,that why we don't feel bad when we mistakenly bump into potholes and gallops, some commuters in public transport will be like . woman: driver!pass the ground now,u no see say that motor don leave. driver:ok. (he drives into it) woman: driver!!you no sabi this road,the person wey drive me yesterday, understand am well well!! 5: Hip hop music most Nigerians are adapted to this,that's why,we don't have the songs on our phone but can sing 1/2 of the song. 6: international movies we all love watching the American, British, Indian, Mexican movies. in an average Nigerian's home u see at least 10 packs of international movie. 7: violation of traffic it never a new thing for Nigerians when u see someone coming through one way,when someone drive pass even when the traffic light is red,when the zebra crossing means nothing. 8: phone addiction everyone is guilty of this, mostly the youth, no one can stay 30mins without its phone, we spend have of our day with our phone around us. 9: scammers and fraudster everyone has been adapted to scammers,we don't fall for petty cheats and tricks. cooperate beggar: please I need 2k to return to abuja, I was robbed,I only have 500 naira man: bring the 500 naira let me go to the ATM and withdram the 2k for u. c.b: why do u have to collect the five hundred naira man: its a cashless society,so I need to pay the bike man. 10: corrupt leaders and money laundered. we all believe its an habit,that's y Nigerians are like "if I go for chairman of local govt. money don come!" 11: celebrity beefs we thinks this is normal,right from the time of plantation boys, dbanj and do jazzy, wandecoal and donjazzy,wi zkid and dammy krane etc 12:add yours |
Re: 12 Things You Are Adapted To As A Nigerian. by missingrib(f): 10:33pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
everybody knows how to dance shoki even a two year old child. |
Re: 12 Things You Are Adapted To As A Nigerian. by vicstar(m): 10:45pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
that's why we are damn unique! |
Re: 12 Things You Are Adapted To As A Nigerian. by missKiffy(f): 11:00pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Wetin man go do |
Re: 12 Things You Are Adapted To As A Nigerian. by Nobody: 11:07pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
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Re: 12 Things You Are Adapted To As A Nigerian. by Chazzyboy: 12:08am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Survivors |
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