Kelvinj:

Hey baby hw[s][/s] sori oo. Waz tinkn itz a datin forum, bt i be cultist if fit cum d meetn? Bt pat na waa 4 u no tell say u be winch make i b ur wizard.

Kelvin abi wetin be ur name, I sorri 4 u well well!!! u pursue woman come forum 4 witches and wizards come dey lie say u tink say na dating forum! Anyway, u ar not far from d truth, na datin forum, for certified witches and wizards. and dont try to flaunt any yeye cult membership, we no say all those so called cults on campuses  ar all glorified criminal gangs, only a few ancient societies have preserved undiluted, the exalted art and practice of witchcraft and wizardry in its PURE FORM, and no be 4 campuses dem dey.
If I see u for dat meeting peren dat means say our ITEM 7 go increase.

Meanwhile, to all the certified witches and wizards in the house, its almost time 4 the meeting, make we begin mobilise:

LAWORIWOJIWOooooo!!!
LAWORIWOJIWOoooooooooo!!!
LAWORIWOJIWOooooooooooo!!!
EYIN AJE AYE AT'ORUN,
AKOKO TI TO FUN IPADE!!!
AWON ANJONU TI DE!!!
AWON IRUNMOLE SI TI SOKALE
AWON EBORA ATI IWIN SI TI JADE PELU!!!
OYA, AKOKO TI TO, OJO N LO.

ahahahahhahaahah, hehehehehhehehee, eyonigger here, reading my signnature alone tells u whats up with this eyo. ;d what do we do mr pervert?

We need more blood!

eyonigger:

ahahahahhahaahah, hehehehehhehehee, eyonigger here, reading my signnature alone tells u whats up with this eyo. ;d what do we do mr pervert?

Adimu orisha,
u ar welcome to our fold
but, what ar u doing in vatican city?
I think u need to convince us u ar not a spy

patwhizkid:

We need more blood!

HAAAA!!!!! 
After drinking to near stupor overnite?
I begin fear u o !  mama oshoronga!!!

Mr pervert, Pat, ElRazur, wey all of unna dey, abi unna dey get hangover after the all nite flexing?

confession of a which: oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaa ooooooooo i am a which aje ni mi sugbon aje jesu nimi

whiteroses:

confession of a which: oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaa ooooooooo i am a which aje ni mi sugbon aje jesu nimi 

Opari!!!
i don see orishirishi 4 NL which one be aje Jesu,
A beg aje l'aje n je (winch na winch)

welcome to our fold

k-aina:


Adimu orisha,
u ar welcome to our fold
but,  what ar u doing in vatican city? 
I think u need to convince us u ar not a spy

Ihuuhuhuhuu, hahahahhaha, I must tell from ur statement that ur a jambite in this wizardry realm.


Did u not know that Vatican city is where the secret of the highest occult cartel is located? I rest my case, further spewing would lead to something else.

k-aina:

Opari!!!
i don see orishirishi 4 NL which one be aje Jesu,
A beg aje l'aje n je (winch na winch)

welcome to our fold

being a witch is better than being an ogboni cos from your profile i see you are from igbo irunmole obviously you are an ogboni cultist i know you feel threatened but no worries i'm tatally harmless even though we are arch enemies

my fellow winches and winzards i greet una o,say i no come here for sometime,i being go china and brazil to import fresh blood for our annual meeting coming up soon,make una forgive me o

whiteroses:

being a witch is better than being an ogboni cos from your profile i see you are from igbo irunmole obviously you are an ogboni cultist i know you feel threatened but no worries i'm tatally harmless even though we are arch enemies

baby baby no worry yourself winch na winch,welcome to our kingdom

whiteroses:

being a witch is better than being an ogboni cos from your profile i see you are from igbo irunmole obviously you are an ogboni cultist i know you feel threatened but no worries i'm tatally harmless even though we are arch enemies

I WILL FIRST CONGRATULATE U FOR MAKING A VERY GOOD OBSERVATION. only to those who have made the right use of the little given to them can more detailed explanations be given!!!
Only to such as these will I give deeper explanations as regards my origin

It will be misleading for me to lay claim either to AJEhood, WIZARDRY, or OGBONIship, neither will I feel threatened nor should u entertain any fears in that regard. Also, we are NOT ARCH ENEMIES, for my origin and function lies above these realms.

SO I AM NOT A WITCH NOR AM I A WIZARD OR OGBONI!!!

So who am I and what am I doing in this forum?

Think of me more like an appropriate agent, vehicle, or emulsifier, that reduces the interfacial phenomenon between two diametrically opposed (or rather distinct) phases, allowing for an appropriate intercourse or incorporation (where and when necessary) between the two phases. (Much like a soap or other surface active agents allow for the incorporation of an OIL MILLIEU AND AN AQUEOUS MILLIEU.
In this particular instance, between the here and the hereafter, between the material world and the non material world, [or the beyond, often erroneously referred to as spiritual world, The real spiritual actually lies FAR FAR HIGHER].
As a result of my activities, heterogenous species like earthmen and ALUJANUS (or anjonus) may interrelate directly, a hitherto impossible phenomenon.
I also perform an oversight/regulatory function, and ensure that in all intra and interspecies relations, THE LAW OF KARMA is strictly observed, to ensure proper dispensation of JUSTICE.
My body is relatively young, but my spirit is old. I was last incarnated in prehistoric era, in the realm of ATLANTIS. My incarnation usually precedes major global catastrophic events that lasts a thousand years and ultimately usher in a new era/dispensation.

As per my address, IGBO IRUNMOLE, it is that transitional region between this world of matter, and the adjoining finer (shall we say ethereal?) realm, The lower parts extends into this world, and the most powerful of MEN often congregate here to fellowship, and receive tidings from the next realm (The beyond), via the upper part, THE UPPER IGBO IRUNMOLE which is solely in the next realm(ie. Not of this world). This experience is usually so vivid that it is almost as good as being THERE!!!.

Hmm I think for now, we can stop here, so that I don’t make your head swell.

U ar most welcome Chairman pervert.

Lady whiteroses here raised some rather interesting questions and observations, and I had to reveal my IDENTITY, albeit prematurely.

So how have been your travellings and sojourn thru d 4 corners of this earth?

k-aina:

U ar most welcome Chairman pervert.

Lady whiteroses here raised some rather interesting questions and observations, and I had to reveal my IDENTITY, albeit prematurely.

So how have been your travellings and sojourn thru d 4 corners of this earth?

thank you jare my broda,my journey was ok,i had a real swell bloody time at brazil,their blod na helele,i would advice you to vist there one of these days

whiteroses:

confession of a which: oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaa ooooooooo i am a which aje ni mi sugbon aje jesu nimi

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm _{one our agents wey we plant for church and mosalasi{mosque}}

@ goodass

d hood is growin wt goody, princesa (devil-in-prada) &  tubabie. our coven is at windsor castle. iya charlie is d olori-ebi. cum 1, cum all!

What's my name doing in your post
Thunder fire your keyboard and phone to pieces!!! _{whichever one you used to post it}
All you fake witches and lazy wizards are below me.
Am not joining na be force?
Windsor castle ko, onitsha night market ni

tubabie:

@ goodass

What's my name doing in your post
Thunder fire your keyboard and phone to pieces!!! _{whichever one you used to post it}
All you fake witches and lazy wizards are below me.
Am not joining na be force?
Windsor castle ko, onitsha night market ni

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,somebody dey take sytle beg to join our society,no worry you dont need to beg us to join us,we go study you well well before we consider you,as you be member of olumba olumba i no say you go be strong member very soon and blood go fit your mouth well well we go check you out tonight by 1a.m

i'm new here

em em
i beg no vex oh, i dey fear make una no come eat me

i won join una
wetin be d requirement?

witches

May Jesus blood destroy all the witches and wizards on NairaLand.

i hope one of them wouldn't pass through my computer and eat me

I bind you in the name of Jesus!!!

PERVERT9:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,somebody dey take sytle beg to join our society,no worry you dont need to beg us to join us,we go study you well well before we consider you,as you be member of olumba olumba i no say you go be strong member very soon and blood go fit your mouth well well we go check you out tonight by 1a.m

Mscheww!! I dont need you W-peeps' tricks to be relevant. All of you courting me pls leave me front!!!
I have the best deal with Jesus thanks!!

we the vampires fit join     our true blood "'bottled wine" dey outta stock!!!  

Witches and Wizards on NL?
Olounmaje!!

drossy:

we the vampires fit join our true blood "'bottled wine" dey outta stock!!!

who is the founder of this website? do something

Does anyone has feather??i beg i wan fly go meeting to nyt
Iya min Oshoronga
Apani mayoda
Olokiki oru
Oshala n sholo
Osholo n shala
Olomi nile fi eje we
Afi imakumo bora
Mojuba oo!
I dey wait for person wey go gimme feather oo!

nickybayo:

i'm new here

em em
i beg no vex oh, i dey fear make una no come eat me

i won join una
wetin be d requirement?

the most important requirement na your interest,after that no worry we go look for you and as i dey see you your mouth need blood

galatico:

I bind you in the name of Jesus!!!

na today,you don forget say your pastor and founder of your place of worship be our olori egbe

sweetpie23:

i hope one of them wouldn't pass through my computer and eat me

you are too tiny for us to eat moreover yor blood no clean enough for our mouth

sweetpie23:

witches

na wetin abeg close your mouth jo you come dey do like say you dey new for our society

Nezan:

May Jesus blood destroy all the witches and wizards on NairaLand.

see your mouth,you no know say 85% of nairalanders be member?and you are about to be initiated very soon,we still dey screen your blood to see say you no get hiv/aids

Moderator pls remove irrelevant posts from this particular post. You do not need to label yourself a witch or wizard before you bring your spiritual knowledge to the fore front to help your fellow men and women that may be in darkness about what spiritual knowledge is all about. I am a christian but I can be able to help individuals that needs to know more on spiritual knowledge or may have spiritual problems. Let us not joke about this, bring your problems that may be witch and wizard related. There will be authentic lessons on exorcism, truth of existence, classifications of powers, application and absolution.
Wizards, witches, related individuals are free to ask their questions. I am very busy and may not address all cases but I can when I can.

nobilia:

Moderator pls remove irrelevant posts from this particular post. You do not need to label yourself a witch or wizard before you bring your spiritual knowledge to the fore front to help your fellow men and women that may be in darkness about what spiritual knowledge is all about. I am a christian but I can be able to help individuals that needs to know more on spiritual knowledge or may have spiritual problems. Let us not joke about this, bring your problems that may be witch and wizard related. There will be authentic lessons on exorcism, truth of existence, classifications of powers, application and absolution.
Wizards, witches, related individuals are free to ask their questions. I am very busy and may not address all cases but I can when I can.

why should they remove people,s posts? _{you never hear of freedom of expression before?}

sweetpie23:

who is the founder of this website? do something

abeg comot here you no read the topic before you enter?na so una go dey pretend say una dey holy and for night we no go find una for bed una don fly go do meeting

Busta:

Witches and Wizards on NL?
Olounmaje!!

hmmmmmmmm sidon there dey form,we go jam for meeting tonight

drossy:

we the vampires fit join our true blood "'bottled wine" dey outta stock!!!

welcome to our world

PERVERT9:

Phmmmmmmmm sidon there dey form,we go jam for meeting tonight

No need to mince words with you . . . you name says it all.

sweetpie23:

who is the founder of this website? do something

awwww, sweettypie is scared!!! , lol, shes gonna have nightmares, OF ME DEEP IN HER JUGULAR!!! , (aafter she invites me in, and clears all dem garlic off her kitchen!!)