**dials flgators number**

**crosses finger in anticipation she picks up**

Ring Ring Ring ** The phone rings**

bwuahahahahahahahaha!
grabs popcorn n nachos
places chair at respectable listening distance and plops into position
its going to be a loooong night indeed

**After several ring Gator aint picking up**

May be she is in the bath.

**ElRazur tries again**

**Phone rings**

^{Guys this is a joke thread. I do not have her number or even know what she looks like. We are in love lately and we are just trying to talk romantically on the forum here. Please do not get it twisted.}

You and who is in love?

FL Gators:

You and who is in love?

Hello baby. How are you doing? How was your day today? Did you get those flowers I sent you?

Gosh 21 questions lol.

david ur interfering with my signals!

bluespice:

david ur interfering with my signals!

i'm out!

Razur, I'm begining to be worried about you.
Se o wa okay?

FL Gators:

Razur, I'm begining to be worried about you.
Se o wa okay?

Why you dey yawa mi now? Is this the thanks I get for being nice and all that? Never mind I gonna be back at DEFCON 1 on your arse now.




Gosh you are such a kill joy. Just play along for god's sake. A whole thread dedicated to you and you let me down like that. . . God punish your mouth.

best be david

DEFCON?

Bring it on, baby.

You nice? rotfl

Okay let's try all over again.

Did you get those flowers I sent you? By the way, I like your hairstyle. . . It makes you look chic. 

awwww eyah, thanks.

I don't like flowers

You didn't tell me. . . So what did you do with them?

By the way, I think your arse look kinda phat in those J-lo jeans .

Oya talk to me now.

See levels!

Thanks. I'm not the only one that appreciates my "phat"arse

ElRazur, you like too much wahala. Make I call mama-gee for you?

Keep it coming both-o-ya. I'm enjoying the eavesdropping.

FL Gators:

Thanks. I'm not the only one that appreciates my "phat"arse

ElRazur, you like too much wahala. Make I call mama-gee for you?

See this is the typical female mentality - Playing hard to get. Nah me and you only dey here, why you dey do me shakara now?

Who be mama Gee? Sorry, I dont do sugar mummy. My eyes is set on you and you only.

*inches closer*
now this is getting rather interesting

LOL!! No one said it's a crime to pay hard to get.

Anywaz, which one do you want me to call on you; my husband or my brother?

Which one would you like to be. . . A widow or someone who lost her brother?

lmao.



I am so bad lol.


PS
How come you never mentioned anything about me or show any interest in me.Gosh you aint miss yankee you know.

ROTFLMAO.

Razur, are you sure you'reokay. You can trust me, oya talk

someone's about to confide?

gosh tickle me more!

No you say something nice about me. Stroke my ego or something! Damn it woman!

"

he's frustrated at his unreciprocated love,
he's attracted to her an she doesnt even act like he exists
he's almost mad with rage and desire. . .

ElRazur:

No you say something nice about me? Stroke my ego? Damn it woman! what do u wanna say?

keep the feathers at work people!

FL Gators:

"

I think you arse is kinda fat and not phat. And they look horrible and flabby.  Oh those flowers. . . I picked them from the rubbish bin - you aint worth buying one for.

Bluespice. . . do you wanna talk? Or any other better looking females jare. Gators is rubbish.

rotflmao

Now this is more like you

he turns his affections to her younger sister
showers her with attentions and gifts to spite her
it doesnt go un-noticed

*still watching*

eh?
me no henglish oga

bluespice:

he turns his affections to her younger sister
showers her with attentions and gifts to spite her
it doesnt go un-noticed

*still watching*

eh?
me no henglish oga

Come one. Surely you aint gonna play me like that as well? I aint even tripping, but I think you are better looking the gators.