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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by fireforfire: 9:52pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:

Ur fada
U think ur better of?
Ur GENERaTION.....u hear.
Aggresive maggot ...na so una dey show una sef for 50naira junction

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 9:54pm On Feb 21, 2016
Zenzu01:

Ur ban may be quicker than than expected oo..

*whispers to him......oya beg am
Nigeria does not exist on its own nd Nairaland belongs 2 Nigerians.
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by emijo(m): 9:54pm On Feb 21, 2016
My fada is a policeman

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by megabyte2(f): 9:55pm On Feb 21, 2016
Nigeria Police I hate them with passion.

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 9:55pm On Feb 21, 2016
fireforfire:

Ur GENERaTION.....u hear.
Aggresive maggot ...na so una dey show una sef for 50naira junction
If I slap u eh? Ur destiny go reset. Ediot!
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 9:57pm On Feb 21, 2016
megabyte2:
Nigeria Police I hate them with passion.
See dis one. Na so ppl hate u but u no no.

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by fireforfire: 9:59pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:

If I slap u eh? Ur destiny go reset. Ediot!


hahahahaha..........taaa .gbafuo
Im not suprised ..ur one of d bad eggs dey r talkin about in d force

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Zenzu01(m): 10:00pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:
Nigeria does not exist on its own nd Nairaland belongs 2 Nigerians.
Bro I was just joking all along na..
I suspect u to be a sergeant in the Nigerian police force cheesycheesycheesy

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 10:00pm On Feb 21, 2016
otunbashonny:
The most useless institution in Nigeria is #naijapolice.
Ur fada is useless.
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Tbagwell1(m): 10:01pm On Feb 21, 2016
The only place I can allow a policeman to intimidate me is in Lagos. Lagos police are mean and dangerous, but anywhere outside Lagos, is either I kill d policeman/woman or them kill me. I no dey fear them.
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 10:01pm On Feb 21, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
The most useless set of people we have in this country.
Who be dis?
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 10:02pm On Feb 21, 2016
Zenzu01:

Bro I was just joking all along na..

I suspect u to be a sergeant in the Nigerian police force cheesycheesycheesy
Am not a sergeant am a supol
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by megabyte2(f): 10:05pm On Feb 21, 2016
airsaylongcon:
God punish ALL the police officers at Iyaganku police station. That Northern female dpo e no go better for am for earth and in hell faya. Her fada well well
They're worst at Iyaganku, the day they arrested my friend and saw yahoo messenger on his phone they said the guy is a yahoo guy that he has to pay 40k before they can release him, he was detained for 3hrs before they released him.
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 10:06pm On Feb 21, 2016
NobleAngell:
#Naijapolice terrible ppl. Shior!
If nt dat ur fine eh...
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Zenzu01(m): 10:07pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:
Am not a sergeant am a supol
Now I see... But I will advice you not to take any of my comments personal.
Stay blessed
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 10:08pm On Feb 21, 2016
Tbagwell1:
The only place I can allow a policeman to intimidate me is in Lagos. Lagos police are mean and dangerous, but anywhere outside Lagos, is either I kill d policeman/woman or them kill me. I no dey fear them.
U cant kill a policegirl I asure u.

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by otunbashonny(m): 10:08pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:

Ur fada is useless.


U just proved me right. Set of useless fools Ole!
Bravo

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 10:09pm On Feb 21, 2016
Zenzu01:

Now I see...
But I will advice you not to take any of my comments personal.

Stay blessed
Blessed 2. God bless Nigeria.
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by eamodu(m): 10:11pm On Feb 21, 2016
Na 2day?i happened 2 witness a situation where a Nigerian police officer had 2 chew the receipt of a television set which was been carried by 2 youths.. Trust Nigerian youths they left the television set 4 him when their only evidence which will show they owned the TV had gone down the throat of Mr police is your friend.May God just help us from them
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 10:11pm On Feb 21, 2016
otunbashonny:



U just proved me right. Set of useless fools Ole!
Bravo
Lolz. Dnt insult d police pls.
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SUPOL(m): 10:14pm On Feb 21, 2016
eamodu:
Na 2day?i happened 2 witness a situation where a Nigerian police officer had 2 chew the receipt of a television set which was been carried by 2 youths.. Trust Nigerian youths they left the television set 4 him when their only evidence which will show they owned the TV had gone down the throat of Mr police is your friend.May God just help us from them
What action did they take? Kip lieing
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by princemartinsG(m): 10:18pm On Feb 21, 2016
Though everyone will have much to say about police. For me I don't think anyone of us is better as many of us may probably be worse if we happen to be in their shoes. It is not the uniform that corrupt the police it is the individual nigerian that joins the police that carrys their corrupt tendencies into the police. Also exist many other institutions far more corrupt than the police. A corrupt society can not expect to have a good police.

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by SegunAdewole: 10:24pm On Feb 21, 2016
I don't pity nigeria policemen and women whenever they are wasted by Armed robbers. They are worse than criminals, even some criminals have more intergrity than those silly things in Black/blue uniforms.

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by iPopAlomo(m): 10:29pm On Feb 21, 2016
airsaylongcon:
God punish ALL the police officers at Iyaganku police station. That Northern female dpo e no go better for am for earth and in hell faya. Her fada well well


Lol... guy... calm down bro...
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by airsaylongcon: 10:35pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:

Lolz, sorry. Wat happened pls?

December 2014, I'm just cruising through Dugbe O na e d bastards approach me say I follow one way. Meanwhile I no see sign. Na so one lean police wey on a normal day I go beat am and even full village. Maybe beat E ancestors join. D guy just jump enter my car say "Drive to Iyaganku". I beg, speak Queens English, speak Yoruba (as chukwudi ọmọ'bádan) the guy no gree. Bastard was calm saying let's just go it's a small case. I mumu drive go. As I pass their gate where d guy get liver shock me. Person wey be like cat wey rain beat just turn to lion dey rake say e go deflate my tires. I no believe my eye. E say I threaten police (bloody corporal o). Na sọ dem Slam mé say stolen vehicle. First time in my life to sleep cell not back of counter sef. Iyaganku cell is bleeped up. Really bleeped up. Following day I met dpo. I was forming educated and speaking wọlé Soyinka English. After every the woman said I should talk with one detective. Na so dem go search every inch of my car say dem dey suspect me. All my papers were complete O. After every every them slap me bail of 5k. Even escorted me to atm to withdraw. The dpo was forming mother castigating and then advising. I felt like blinding her eye with heavenly slap. I drove past them at that notorious go-slow junction a few days later and they were hailing me... Customer! I vex. And I suffer for cell O. Na me dey empty d bucket wey detainees dey pisss put. Dia fada well well

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by ineedajobfast: 10:37pm On Feb 21, 2016
tayebest:
I going out with my bae for night... Na im police come see us and accuse me of carrying olosho! shocked shocked and for that my money na 2k angry
very funny
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by airsaylongcon: 10:37pm On Feb 21, 2016
iPopAlomo:



Lol... guy... calm down bro...

Guy you no go understand. That police station suffer me wella
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Tbagwell1(m): 10:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:

U cant kill a policegirl I asure u.
Trust me I can
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by NobleAngell(f): 10:39pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:

If nt dat ur fine eh...
Are u a #naijapolice?
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by eamodu(m): 11:01pm On Feb 21, 2016
SUPOL:

What action did they take? Kip lieing
why will you think am lieing?
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by tico1212(m): 11:04pm On Feb 21, 2016
I remember when i drive ma papa car... policeman arrest me... dey ask me, what right do you have to drive your daddys car. I was like Shey ori e leyi pe bayi. As we dey drag am na one of his colleagues con meet us say make we no mind am say he don high.
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Bestbeelieve: 11:06pm On Feb 21, 2016
Dem go shout.....Hollit smiley

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