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#NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by DJBIGGY(m): 7:06pm On Feb 21, 2016
The #NaijaPolice is currently trending on twitter. Nigerians have been narrating their experiences faced in the poor services of the Nigerian police from the PR division to those on the field. The insults they gave them tho, you just have to peek.

See more below:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/naijapolice?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=tren

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by MeloGistDotCom: 7:08pm On Feb 21, 2016
Nigerians with this twitter sef grin grin , I escorted my mum out in the night... Na him police come see us and accuse me of carrying Sugar Mummy shocked grin and for that make i bail myself with 10k cheesy cheesy

See More Photos @@ http://www.melogist.com/naijapolice-now-trending-on-twitter/

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by DJBIGGY(m): 7:09pm On Feb 21, 2016
more

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by DJBIGGY(m): 7:11pm On Feb 21, 2016
final

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Elosky20: 7:12pm On Feb 21, 2016
how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by DJBIGGY(m): 7:12pm On Feb 21, 2016
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by tayebest(m): 7:19pm On Feb 21, 2016
I going out with my bae for night... Na im police come see us and accuse me of carrying olosho! shocked shocked and for that my money na 2k angry

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Nobody: 7:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
9ja police: where u d go?

me: afternoon sir, I d go gboko,

9ja police: come down from ur motor n open ur boot,

me: (sigh, opened the boot)

9j police: where d receipt of this fan?

me: its here sir take.

9ja police: (after looking at it for about 5munites) where d television receipt?

me: (presenting it this time with d receipt of d generator all together) take sir,

9ja police: (after another 3 minutes of intensity looked at me n said) the person way sell u this television na better shop dem give u two receipt in case one lost, I like d shop na were u buy d television?

me: I was like (WTF can't u see the address in d receipt) maintained my cool n I said makurdi.

9ja police: ok were d generator receipt u wan play me abi? u think say I go forget to ask dat one? bring am.

me: I give u together with d television receipt sir, (he was like damn take d go) meanwhile he was a dumb asshole




me next time dem stop me unless I broke #50 na my passage fee Policeisyourfriend .

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by theshaderoom: 7:46pm On Feb 21, 2016
Lol

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by johnshagb(m): 8:33pm On Feb 21, 2016
grin
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by joshing(m): 8:34pm On Feb 21, 2016
DJBIGGY:
final
Guy u harsh ooo
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Zenzu01(m): 8:34pm On Feb 21, 2016
As far as Nairaland is concern.. Lalatisclala fit ban all the policemen for this forum....

In IG's voice "lala is ur friend" cheesycheesy

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by calabaman(m): 8:34pm On Feb 21, 2016
Police is your friend.


#only if dem chop ur money

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by kennyman2000(m): 8:34pm On Feb 21, 2016
Lol... They're right afterall..

I actually know 5 police who make daily contribution of 30k when i was still living near a police barrack and atimes sleep in a frnd house in the barrack. .. Yes 30k everyday.

They go out sieze cars, bikes. You bribe them with nothing less than 2k for car or bus and for bike, its 1k. As early as 6.30am They're already out. By 5.30pm. The daily contributor collector would come and collect it. Atimes, they give it to a barber around the area who's a frnd to give it to the daily contribution collector.

Nigeria still has a long way to go i swear.

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:34pm On Feb 21, 2016
The most useless set of people we have in this country.

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by kYjelly2: 8:35pm On Feb 21, 2016
Elosky20:
how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.

So no one has ever complained on nairaland ba

Abeg, park well jor angry

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Dottore: 8:35pm On Feb 21, 2016
Naija Police is your friend when you are generous

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by boboLIL(m): 8:35pm On Feb 21, 2016
Dem go stop ur car..... Nxt time,,, oga do sometin or u bring out ur particulars and show us ur fire extinguisher ...#naijapolice

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by NobleAngell(f): 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
#Naijapolice terrible ppl. Shior!

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by adedam007(m): 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Treash(m): 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Nobody: 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
#NaijaPolice....after beating u up and later find out ur innocent, they'll remind u dat police is your friend...

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Spanner4(m): 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
But still think of How d country will be Without the Police? No body to enforce d law on lawbreakers

Still apreciate wat Nigeria Police Do no matter wat

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by freshness2020: 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
Lol
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by palladin: 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2016
Man goes to report the case of his stolen vehicle and he was told to buy 500# recharge card so that they can inform the police in the field.


Police confiscates two rams fighting on the ground that they are constituting public nuisance.


Corporal arrests driver for traffic offenses and the DPO takes over. Dpo asks driver to pay 5k. Corporal sneaks behind and lobbies with the driver to pay 4k instead. Corporal then pleads on behalf of the driver with the dpo that the driver can only afford 2k. Meanwhile he had pocketed the remaining 2k. Cirporal duping dpo.


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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Feshizzy(m): 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2016
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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Nobody: 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2016
Lmao. Naija youths ehn
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Nobody: 8:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
grin grin
They are a special breed of humans!
Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by Abayor7: 8:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
I can only regard 98% of them as hungry set of people!
Reminds me of when my bike was arrested thou late in the night around 10:30 at Abraham Adesanya estate near Ajah Lagos when I was ther to pick up a brother whose car broke down while coming from Ikeja. All my explanations and pleads goes into their deaf ears as †ђξy demands for whooping 10k for the release of my bike. I begged them like my life depends on it. †ђǎ̜̣̍† night I had to take abother bike to my house which was around 20km away and begged to pay times three the normal transport fee back home cos its already past eleven and the road to where I live Ȋ̝̊̅§ bad and full of sand (why bikes don't usually goes there)
I had to bail my bike out there the other day o.
But since †ђǎ̜̣̍† day I casted a curse on †ђǎ̜̣̍† policeman to never prosper in his life again. But I still reversed my curse on him due to I don't know what would have happened if †ђξy don't arrest my bike (who know if something more terrible could have happend)
JƱڪτ̲̅ †ђǎ̜̣̍† I can never believe the "police Ȋ̝̊̅§ your friend" slogan or whatever. †ђξy are such cruel beings!

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by pheyikemi: 8:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
cheesy cheesy

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Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by sorom4: 8:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
They are an embarrassment.

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