emi ke! nooooooooooo

make all your Nairaland wives come forget bottle for ma side?

Wassup Ikamefa??

sup witcha ma sis! how bodi?

i dey kampe

Ikamefa no be isale Eko you grow? u supposed fit hold your grounds masa, nilla go home u work too much

i dey house.

you be like crack addict for nairaland so, you hit it once and you addicted, lol

you and all your friends don get me hook for this place so na so neck dey hot

to hold ground get levels oh!

how can i hold ground aganist like 10 females?

likkle me against 10 other gals ? abeg dat equation is soo unbalanced
by the time theyfinish with me ? hummmmmmm

fear let?

odeku see am dem don they come ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

U chop?

u wan cook?

Make I mix crase for food give U?

my bestest craze friend, how you dey?

@ L as you be cook na you go chop am first

@ Nilla
Who U calling crase?, no make me display for U dis night, bikonu . Anyhoo, howbodi?

@Ikamefa
Ladies first!

bodi dey fine.

u be man
ma friend cook 1st jor

@ Ika
I resemble woman to U abi muscle catch U for eye ni?

@ Nilla
How are our husbands?

ewooooooooooooo
i don forget sey u be transgendered

lauryn:

@ Ika
I resemble woman to U abi muscle catch U for eye ni?

@ Nilla
How are our husbands?

baby girl, i no follow you get husbandssssssss.
But all your husbands dey fine sha. Dem talk say make i greet you.

and U sef com get liver tek deliver that message abi?.Yeye shudren, go to skool, i wont went, see as U no com get any resket at all, kai!. I don yab, Lauryn don sufa big time!

un no dey resect una elders? i still dey here una dey talk husband, make una slow am abeg, Lauryn lolly pop where u been dey all my life now?

@ Ika
Good thing sey U remember, me I no dey in Denial at all, I just accept and Love me! So it's about time U too start accepting the fact that U aint human

lauryn:

and U sef com get liver tek deliver that message abi?.Yeye shudren, go to school, i wont went, see as U no com get any resket at all, kai!. I don yab, Lauryn don sufa big time!

haba lauryn

no be you ask question sef.

@ Odeku
Right behind U boo, U were just too blind in one eye to notice me at all, well, now that U have, Lets have the bestest of time, aiight?

lauryn na which kind akpu and Ogbono and isiewu u dey eat self makandi come comot like steroid

you and your mouth self, he belike say dem dey give you baileys irish creme for bamuda

@ Nilla
somethings are better left unsaid, shu which planet U bin dey since sef? shuo, see me see wahala o. No be every message wei persin send U naim U go deliver naw , kai, U just make me waste money for ur head tek go skool, I bin tell u sey Mama Ngozi bin dey find housegirl, U no even bother reply me. . Just let me know ur days of availability, abeg

CHi America don kill me I need woman for my life, na which kind life be dis man comot work sidon for computer, when i suppose dey do other thing for enjoy life.  How caada boo.

lauryn he be like say u don smoke banger with that your mouth, abeg leave nilla alone, some boys dey write am poem for other side so, me i don talk am say make dem boys go sidon for cold we see man wey him mandingo no freeze den we go no say na him dey tell the truth

lauryn:

@ Nilla
somethings are better left unsaid, shu which planet U bin dey since sef? shuo, see me see wahala o. No be every message wei persin send U naim U go deliver naw , kai, U just make me waste money for your head tek go school, I bin tell u sey Mama Ngozi bin dey find housegirl, U no even bother reply me. . Just let me know your days of availability, abeg

OMG you dis pikin, you don killime with laughter.
You no wan go act with Nkem Owoh again.
Your agents been call you yesterday.
this one wey you dey vex say i give you message, i don fear to they report all your messages again oh.