canada just dey ground abeg. Nothing interesting, cept sey I bin go one kain yeye naija restaurant yesterday go chop amala and egusi, naim i com dey shit like no man's biz all day today. Fire alarm almost go off for school sef because of my shit . I don learn to cook by force, overnight
I com even try go yoga class today to tek relieve myself of all the stress wei my poor yansh bin go thru

@ Nilla
Nkem ke, dat man go finish me so tey, my people no go even fit find my bones pick for ground

ha ha ha

lauryn so u been dey cheat on me eh wo, na every day for the thief and na one day for the owner, nilla don talk am today yeye don happen so, oya i want all my dowry back, kuli, kuli goiat head, and palm wine and all that money i been give papa Emeka

Odeku,
which kain yeye cheat u dey talk sef?. Nilla resemble persin wey kno half of wetin she dey talk/type?. I say the pikin just go warm bench for class, U com dey yan me story of Mungo park, abeg respect ursef and waka pass, biko.

Why on earth would I wanna cheat on any man, a whole me!!! . Inshot, I do not know what Nilla is chucking on about, neither does she

OMG i wont die from laughter.

Lauryn your trully a xter.

who U calling character and who gave U a joke?

you see another person for hear.

yes naw, u no know sey I dey use Visine for my eyez

i catch you lieying, na cutlass i go take slice than makandi wey all that yeye boys dey look. you no me i no dey play i no dey share.  make i go drink my pami

_{May U choke on it!}

chi i dey hungry oh, na who dey cook here

_{*signing out*}

u no say i no fit choke for pami
na only when i put my tongue on you i dey choke too much food for eat

make i leave una here i dey go find trouble for politics

oooooooooooooooooooh boy, u nasty/freaky!

you see why i don stop to talk since?

hehe

;d

hey what's going on y'all?

nothing much

how you dey?

was about to sign out.

jus de how your end?

cool

Anyways about running off to cause katakata for the politics section, i need a fix

lol

catch ya later on.

Yea see you later

@ L na me you talk sey i no be human, thunder fire dat yah thin mouth, see no be only yah bele dey run even yah mouth dey run too!

waka go! and come back later na for this thread you go come meet me, mama baby for jucntion don tell you since make you come dey work for her as assistant akpu pounder you no go gree!

siddon there dey run mouth

hey Nilla

i aint board but i can just hang 4 fun

@ Ika
U sef com chop enough kidney and guts with akpu tek deliver that message abi?. Well while I'll be pounding that Yam, u'd better be cleaning up after me. _{Abi I tell U b4 sey housegirl work bin fit U, see it's all thru, dont worry, U can thank me later}

hi laurny wetin dae?
hey esly get back in here

hey Muki
Nothing much o, I just get unnecessary headache., How bodi?