Lolz e Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders!

(1) “we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria” …Information Minister Labaran Maku.

(2) “you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite”…Bakin Zuwo.

(3) “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram απϑ invest in Nigeria”…GEJ

(4) ” I will water your school and fire your school”..Orji Uzoh Kalu.

(5) “Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn”…GEJ.

(6) “I will rather kill myself than commit sucide”..Dame Jonathan.

(7) “I founded this school for the masses and ŧħҿ school fees is 850,000 naira”…Atiku Abubakar.

( Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umoru Dikko.


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until u see someone eating frm d gutter inshort na tonda go pesin wey talk am