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Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Nobody: 5:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
desire222:
Nice answer. Nairalanders always finding some silly excuse to insult each other. Waiting for him to give u his ''Iphone 6s plus''.


Thanks for having my back...
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by habsydiamond(m): 6:37pm On Feb 25, 2016
Life don tire this man ooo. Na evidence of frustration be this ooo.
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by AdemolaA2: 6:38pm On Feb 25, 2016
Emac34 pfunny enough , ost=43218759:
undecidedundecided
funny enough , my aboki security guard did the same 2 days ago when he got into my car.
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by yemmy009(f): 7:20pm On Feb 25, 2016
And d driver dey look am till he hang himself with dt seat belt
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by sewcool: 7:27pm On Feb 25, 2016
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Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by katchagboro(m): 8:21pm On Feb 25, 2016
Forwarded as received!DOLLAR = N197Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business2. Our problem is not d government butour problem is our importers and consumers3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates,dollar has remained 1976. However because we are too lazy to produce what we usein Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that iswhy he banned 41 products from having access to forex8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting onthe Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs10. To survive the pressure of excessdollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 Naira to 1 dollars12. However that does not meanthat govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreignproducts yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.14. For example u will see a dull girl usingiPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced15. I want Buhari to ban every foreignproduct from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.Credit: Adetukom Akeem
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Leke001: 8:30pm On Feb 25, 2016
...haha...and lagos people don send you...haha
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Niyinficient(m): 9:07pm On Feb 25, 2016
airmirthd1:




Na public lectures dey dy interesting pass.....you sure say you sabi sha
I no wan give public. Lecture
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Harmony92(f): 9:20pm On Feb 25, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
your phone screen must have been outdated.
cheesy
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Emac34: 9:34pm On Feb 25, 2016
AdemolaA2:
funny enough , my aboki security guard did the same 2 days ago when he got into my car.
shocked out of frustration or wat
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by fF01(m): 9:48pm On Feb 25, 2016
it's called Seat belt not Suicide belt.
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by manuel80(m): 9:55pm On Feb 25, 2016
haha boys are not smiling :Dhaha
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by manuel80(m): 9:55pm On Feb 25, 2016
haha boys are not smiling :Dhaha
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by zikIPE: 9:58pm On Feb 25, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
yea. U must be a zikite. What dept are you
check my signature
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by uzoormah(m): 9:59pm On Feb 25, 2016
airmirthd1:
Didn't even see the seat belt.... Colour don mix......


His mouth thou..

he just looks like u! wow, what a small world
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by AdemolaA2: 10:00pm On Feb 25, 2016
Emac34:
shocked out of frustration or wat
.noooo oo . It's not out frustration but it's simply called ignorance !!!
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by RexTramadol1: 10:56pm On Feb 25, 2016
Gandoki the popsy of Garba
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Alal(m): 3:24am On Feb 26, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
I honestly did not laugh.
are you sure
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Nobody: 5:50am On Feb 26, 2016
uzoormah:

he just looks like u! wow, what a small world


Verrrrrrrryyyyyyy funny......I now know why you and I look alike grin
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by doskie(m): 7:19am On Feb 26, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
When a typical village boy is visiting the township for the first time and was asked to put on his seat belt.....abi na suicide he wan commit? I can't stop laughing.




Moderator have you seen this one before....
ibadan.
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Deo1986(m): 8:35am On Feb 26, 2016
Original dede ngwa!
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by phintohlar(f): 9:23am On Feb 26, 2016
Dis is wat they mean wen they said death by hanging
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Slimzy120(f): 11:00am On Feb 26, 2016
Lolx.......
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by SWG1: 4:57pm On Feb 27, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
hahahaha sounding so serious when you are not.

But seriously, u were afraid airmirthd1 will come for the phone.
Re: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by jbblues24(m): 11:04am On May 31, 2019
This idea has navigated right into my heart. wink

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