Nigerians woke up to the shock of Super Eagles Head Coach, Sunday Oliseh, announcing his resignation via his twitter Feed, citing non-payment of wages and a lack of support from the NFF, and while the debate rages on about his actions, the NFF have pulled off the mother of all coups by announcing his replacement almost immediately.

The New Super Eagles Head Coach will be none other than the Special One Himself, JOSE MOURINHO.

Sources close to the Portuguese born tactician's agent, Jorge Mendes, told us that the NFF made immediate contact after reading Oliseh's tweets.

According to our sources, Jose Mourinho has "tentatively accepted the offer. All that is left is to finalize and sign his contract, as he wishes to add some clauses that would assure him some level of Job Security".

One of the clauses Mou plans on adding to his contract according to our source is a resident Alfa and Prophet who will follow him on all his official travels to counter any spiritual attack or "witch hunts" from all angles, something Sunday Oliseh complained frequently about.

He is set to be unveiled in a big ceremony in Abuja sometime in March. More on this in subsequent bulletins.

source: http://www./posts/275995/

Joke of the century

he wishes