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15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:11am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Nigerian parents are usually the best, but in some cases where they either wanted you to do something or stop complaining, these were 15 effective lies they used more than once. And we fell for them every single time. 1 Like |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:15am On Feb 27, 2016 |
1. “Let me hold the money for you.” …and you never see it again. 152 Likes 18 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by youngaz(m): 1:15am On Feb 27, 2016 |
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by Nobody: 1:16am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Lool. No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class". 106 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by dexpee4life(m): 1:17am On Feb 27, 2016 |
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:18am On Feb 27, 2016 |
2. “Just tell me the truth, I won’t beat you.” …and you leave in a wheelchair. 141 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:21am On Feb 27, 2016 |
3. “I’ll buy it for you if you come first in class.” It never happens. 109 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by tpiar: 1:22am On Feb 27, 2016 |
you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos. Did your parents land you in a wheelchair? 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:22am On Feb 27, 2016 |
4. “I’ll buy it for you on your birthday.” Birthday comes and goes. Still nothing. 69 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by tpiar: 1:23am On Feb 27, 2016 |
and why is this crap in politics section? |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:24am On Feb 27, 2016 |
5. “Don’t worry, we’ll soon leave.” An extra 5 hours go by. 85 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:25am On Feb 27, 2016 |
tpiar:na loneliness de worry you. Go and sleep. 104 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by Nobody: 1:25am On Feb 27, 2016 |
I don't want to see you with a boy, at 25 if you are not married she starts asking "Nne what is happening, are you no doing it well enough" 3 Likes |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:26am On Feb 27, 2016 |
6. “I’ll think about it.” …and it never come up again. 43 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by tpiar: 1:27am On Feb 27, 2016 |
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:28am On Feb 27, 2016 |
7. “You’ll grow into it.” You’re an adult now and it is still not you size. 137 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:30am On Feb 27, 2016 |
8. “Go and wear your shoes, I’ll wait.” …they don’t. 109 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:32am On Feb 27, 2016 |
9. “I don’t have a favorite child.” …they do. 76 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:34am On Feb 27, 2016 |
10. “I didn’t do all this boyfriend-girlfriend till I married.” …but you’ve seen the pictures. 81 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:35am On Feb 27, 2016 |
11. “I don’t have money.” …but you’ve seen the wallet. 76 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:37am On Feb 27, 2016 |
12. “I always came first in class.” …but you’ve seen their results. 61 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:39am On Feb 27, 2016 |
13. “My parents never got angry with me.” …but that’s not what grandma said. 69 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:41am On Feb 27, 2016 |
14. “Eat the beans so you’ll grow tall.” …but that’s not what your Science teacher said. 55 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:43am On Feb 27, 2016 |
15. “Lend me, I’ll give you back.” …and it is gone forever. 62 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:45am On Feb 27, 2016 |
We still love them, though. http://zikoko.com/list/15-lies-all-nigerian-parents-tell-their-children/?utm_source=nnd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=nnd 26 Likes |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:48am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Ebayray: Yeah...we got that on No. 12 1 Like |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI: 1:51am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Lacomus: *in adekunle Gold's voice (remix-* lalasticlala , pls pick up the call. Na beg I de beg. |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by lukecent: 2:40am On Feb 27, 2016 |
These parents must be in APC 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by mumumugu(m): 3:15am On Feb 27, 2016 |
A mumumugu lies to mugu son |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by timilehing(m): 12:02pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by Nobody: 12:02pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
BALLOSKI: In my parents case....it went into a savings account in our names. Sometimes,we bought something for ourselves with the cash. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by DankemzI(m): 12:03pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
That No 1 If I later ask my mom for the money Uncle Silas gave me. She'll be like; "which moni, shey dat food wey u just chop u taste crayfish? Na dat moni I use buy crayfish" Crayfish wey she buy since last market day 71 Likes 1 Share |
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