ShyNeptune:

Sir! I've been on myschooldotcom for some years now(since when I was in JSS3). Engineering Peeps hardly score that high. You know the truth but you're Scared of defeat.

Your opinion ... all I know is dat I have friends and ex classmates who have scored high marks going for engineering ... once again, your opinion

captainmilk:
Your opinion ... all I know is dat I have friends and ex classmates who have scored high marks going for engineering ... once again, your opinion

Crystal5 .. you mailed me

Sexytemi:


i guess you'll click on d person's profile and u'll see send pm

OK... thanks ma'am

SenatePresdo:
there wasn't much calculations in physics and chemistry. Just study ur past questions well as to have d ideas to questions and there likely answers. Goodluck

Hmm.. Thanks bro. Jah bless!

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Kindly use the exit door, please.

Is it possible for this fellow to be traced and put behind bars? I pity the gullible mind that'll fall for this lame trick...

Edit: I see you just opened this account to execute your evil plan. Let's invite Seun to shut you down...what do you think?

ShyNeptune:

Hey, I'm following your thread in the diary section. It's fictious right?

Bishops10:

Guy, I wan come meet you there oo,make sure you pray for me for church tomorrow make I succeed

U are there already, just work hard and pray

doskie:
what department and wgo is the vc now.

linguistics and African languages, VC is prof Faraday Ehrwonse

nimat158:
am in ogbomoso,i need perfect description of d place.

seriously, I didn't knw much abt ur exam centre buh am sure u gona c a person dat'll giv u a description afta alighting frm d taxi in d new yidi rd.

winar:


Hey, I'm following your thread in the diary section. It's fictious right?

Erm ... it's 60% real and 40% spiced up.
Or better still, 50-50%

ShyNeptune:
Erm ... it's 60% real and 40% spiced up. Or better still, 50-50%

K. When u gon update? Its actually hilarious.

I wrote mine today in unn, thank God for it. I will share my experience when i get to my destination.

youngvizzy1:
U are there already, just work hard and pray

Thanks bro.... what course?

ShyNeptune:

take it easy sir.... engineering applicants hardly score that high in external exams. most of them score 55-60% ........ at most, 70%

....this is what i call "argumentum ad ignorotian"...(appeal to ignorance), who told you engineering students don't score up to 80-90..i'm currently doing my first degree programme at uniben and i ve met engineering and science students who have scored that high ......even in U.I,we have seen engineering students steal countless scholarships from medical students which only proves they prowess ....not to say all engineering students are good (that would be fallacious ;fallacy of division ) but quite a good number are doing well....

stanley59:

....this is what i call "argumentum ad ignorotian"...(appeal to ignorance), who told you engineering students don't score up to 80-90..i'm currently doing my first degree programme at uniben and i ve met engineering and science students who have scored that high ......even in U.I,we have seen engineering students steal countless scholarships from medical students which only proves they prowess ....not to say all engineering students are good (that would be fallacious ;fallacy of division ) but quite a good number are doing well....

I was talking about post utme
You committed the fallacy of converse accident

winar:


K. When u gon update? Its actually hilarious.

Thanks......
I'll update when I'm done with my exams.....

SUPOL:

Wait, eight years ago u were a teenage?


No wonder u sound d way u do. Like ur still leaving ur 8yrs back life. If u want to be useful stop insulting ur seniors. Its a lesson for u.

You're quite a disgrace to adulthood. And that's an advice if you really examine all your responses. Speaking of which you should wake up and look around you. It appears the world had left you behind a long time ago.

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BEFORE THE EXAMS

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2. Carry enough money to buy refreshment. You don't want to be stranded and you will definitely be exhausted after the exams. Forget your phone at home. you wont be allowed to take it into the hall.

3. Make photocopy of your jamb slip as you will submit the original.

4. Please do not skip accreditation. if you skip, YOUR WONT BE ABLE TO LOGIN and start the exams.

INSIDE THE HALL

4. YOU will be given calculators and papers to solve as rough sheet, math set,pencils etc. if you are caught with external materials the JAMB ADMINISTRATOR will end your exams immediately. Where I worked, there are usually NSCDC officials on ground to deal with culprits. if you have any problems simply raise up your hands.

5. if you don't know how to use a computer system please no shame. just ask the administrator(they will be putting on a jamb branded t shirt) to tell you how to click answers, select subjects, question number and how to submit.

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11. Do not press the Enter key till you are done. Always remember to submit and end test when you are done.

DesChyko:


You're quite a disgrace to adulthood. And that's an advice if you really examine all your responses. Speaking of which you should wake up and look around you. It appears the world had left you behind a long time ago.

If u meet me in person, u ll swallow ur words.
Ask d person close to u d meaning of SUPOL, or better still google it. U dnt hide under nairaland n insult people.

abeg someone should please drop the recommended texts for jamb literature in English.. thanks

herbie27:
'jamb runz on CBT',na u give runz pass?.

Ma broda what you don't know, you don't know!!!

please, was any question ask on the recommended text in use of English (the last day in forcadoes high school?