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Computer Help by Odeku(m): 5:53pm On Nov 03, 2006 |
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time >> >I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and >> >placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't >> >find it, >> > ============== >> >Customer: I have problems printing in red, >> >Tech support: Do you have a color printer? >> >Customer: Aaaah, thank you. >> > =============== >> >Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? >> >Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 >> > =============== >> >Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. >> >Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? >> >Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. >> >Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. >> >Customer: OK >> >Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? >> >Customer: Yes >> >Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there >> >another keyboard? >> >Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work, >> > =============== >> >Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a >> >capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7. >> >Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? >> > == ============= >> >Customer: can't get on the Internet. >> >Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? >> >Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. >> >Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? >> >Customer: Five stars. >> > =============== >> >Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? >> >Customer: Netscape. >> >Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. >> >Customer: Oh, sorry, Internet Explorer. >> > =============== >> >Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on >> >my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. >> > =============== >> >Tech support: How may I help you? >> >Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. >> >Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? >> >Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get >> >the circle around it? >> > =============== >> >A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her >> >printer. >> >Tech support: Are you running it under windows? >> >Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. >> >The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his >> >printer is working fine." >> > =============== >> >And last but not least, >> > >> >Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the >> >same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now >> >type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." >> >Customer: I don't have a P. >> >Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. >> >Customer: What do you mean? >> >Tech support: "P", on your keyboard, Bob. >> >Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! |
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