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Customer:  Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time
>> >I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.  I've even lifted the printer and
>> >placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't
>> >find it,
>> >    ==============
>> >Customer:  I have problems printing in red,
>> >Tech support:  Do you have a color printer?
>> >Customer:  Aaaah, thank you.
>> >    ===============
>> >Tech support:  What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
>> >Customer:   A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11
>> >    ===============
>> >Customer:   My keyboard is not working anymore.
>> >Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
>> >Customer:  No. I can't get behind the computer.
>> >Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
>> >Customer: OK
>> >Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
>> >Customer:  Yes
>> >Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
>> >another keyboard?
>> >Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work,
>> >    ===============
>> >Tech support:  Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a
>> >capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
>> >Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters?
>> >    == =============
>> >Customer:   can't get on the Internet.
>> >Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
>> >Customer:  Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
>> >Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was?
>> >Customer:  Five stars.
>> >    ===============
>> >Tech support:  What anti-virus program do you use?
>> >Customer:  Netscape.
>> >Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program.
>> >Customer:   Oh, sorry, Internet Explorer.
>> >    ===============
>> >Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on
>> >my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
>> >    ===============
>> >Tech support:  How may I help you?
>> >Customer:  I'm writing my first e-mail.
>> >Tech support:  OK, and what seems to be the problem?
>> >Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
>> >the circle around it?
>> >    ===============
>> >A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
>> >printer.
>> >Tech support:  Are you running it under windows?
>> >Customer:  "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
>> >The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
>> >printer is working fine."
>> >    ===============
>> >And last but not least,
>> >
>> >Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
>> >same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now
>> >type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
>> >Customer:  I don't have a P.
>> >Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
>> >Customer:   What do you mean?
>> >Tech support:  "P", on your keyboard, Bob.
>> >Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!