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| Lack Of Vision! by Arcani: 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!" A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night." Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!" |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 7:04pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
lol nice one |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by Arcani: 7:05pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
thank |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by Jeovy(m): 7:52pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
hahahahahaha, old baby |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by nature262(m): 9:24am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Recycled joke |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by Ben13: 9:29am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Lol . . .the refrigirator is his God for all he cares  |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by tytylayor: 9:36am On Jul 15, 2009 |
hehehe |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 9:58am On Jul 15, 2009 |
*laughing my yansh off** farts   9ice one arcani |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 10:01am On Jul 15, 2009 |
you fart a lot am eating  |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by Ben13: 10:02am On Jul 15, 2009 |
see as the whole place dey smell |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by biola44: 10:05am On Jul 15, 2009 |
running 4 cover! |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 10:06am On Jul 15, 2009 |
@sexy I told you. . .na fragrance i dey emit and besides it is NOT a crime to do so, it is my butts civil duty to let off steam!! Aww sweety mi dey eat, pele pele pele dear @ben where u been. . .i fink say dem ban u. .welcome o! @biola44 where r u running too? |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by Ben13: 10:11am On Jul 15, 2009 |
V3nom, how Apapa? |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 10:14am On Jul 15, 2009 |
v3nom4eva:lol u are so funny  |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 10:14am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Apapa dey ayte, u know Dizengoff office along creek road??na dere i dey o.It was crazy getting outta here yesterday but i got home around 1'30 am. . . @sexy muchas gracias senorita |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by blissieng(f): 10:15am On Jul 15, 2009 |
lack of vision! LACK OF VISION!! |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 10:18am On Jul 15, 2009 |
@sexy ghurl. . .you're well configured!!   |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 10:21am On Jul 15, 2009 |
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| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 10:23am On Jul 15, 2009 |
nice butt u got there. . . |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 10:24am On Jul 15, 2009 |
 thanks |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by blissieng(f): 10:25am On Jul 15, 2009 |
so the guy with you no do you? u come here wan grab my venom! Where's the justice in this world? |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 10:28am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ah!! como estas? sexyLeamon: Bienvennue blissieng: Must u "comment" on everything. . . sweety mi? wureva happend to "sticking wit u"? |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 10:29am On Jul 15, 2009 |
blissieng:  |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 10:31am On Jul 15, 2009 |
sexyLeamon: isi gini? |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by Ben13: 10:32am On Jul 15, 2009 |
v3nom don go hay wire o |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 10:33am On Jul 15, 2009 |
v3nom4eva:please explain what that girl meant |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 10:35am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Ben20001: i don't get u sexyLeamon: I honestly don't know what she's on about! |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 10:37am On Jul 15, 2009 |
| this is getting funny everyone is confuse |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by v3: 10:40am On Jul 15, 2009 |
the suspence is gettin intriguing v3nom tells sexy she's got a wonder-butt,bliss gets mad *displays yaba left symptoms*, sexy looks confused! Ben is trying to figure it ALL out!!! Another 9ja movie in the making!! |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by blissieng(f): 10:42am On Jul 15, 2009 |
life don spoil finish! who be THAT GIRL? Venom, no forget say u go come meet me for hia o. |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by blissieng(f): 10:43am On Jul 15, 2009 |
methinks those that are confused dont know how to READ! |
| Re: Lack Of Vision! by sexyLeamon(f): 10:44am On Jul 15, 2009 |
v3nom4eva:we have a writer on nairaland |
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