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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by tuscani: 2:16pm On Mar 01, 2016

Apart from the funny dimension to the post, I think the lesson here is that parents should choose their words carefully.Not just only in the presence of their children

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by domopps(m): 2:17pm On Mar 01, 2016

Funny!

Cheeeers

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Odunsco01(m): 2:18pm On Mar 01, 2016

Naughty!

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Nobody: 2:20pm On Mar 01, 2016

LoL, end time children !

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by beemzy2014(f): 2:21pm On Mar 01, 2016

lol

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by LogoDWhiz(m): 2:21pm On Mar 01, 2016

This is hilarious

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by victorazy(m): 2:27pm On Mar 01, 2016

Mumy shouted at us because we where playing with bolom bolom we picked on the road, what would have happened if we told her we drank the yogurt in it?
Mumy

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by franklingud(m): 2:31pm On Mar 01, 2016

Quick notice or quit notice. OP na aoo!!
No 8 is really funny.

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by seunny4lif(m): 2:33pm On Mar 01, 2016

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by emmyw(m): 2:33pm On Mar 01, 2016

I wouldn't have opened this thread, what did I gain from it now?

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by akigbemaru: 2:35pm On Mar 01, 2016

What kids say

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by ajepako(f): 2:44pm On Mar 01, 2016

There are only two people who tell the truth:

Drunkards

and

Children

grin

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Nobody: 2:53pm On Mar 01, 2016

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by bikefab(m): 2:58pm On Mar 01, 2016

Hehehehehe...mummy is a virgin. If I hear!

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Nobody: 3:01pm On Mar 01, 2016

Lol

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by JustCurious: 3:05pm On Mar 01, 2016

Lol. This reminds me of the program #WhatKidsSay. #AiT

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by donhils: 3:18pm On Mar 01, 2016

These aren't funny to me (that's if they were meant to be funny) plus number 8 is quit notice, not quick notice.

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Dimmame: 3:28pm On Mar 01, 2016

Lmao

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by DifferentBoy1(m): 3:28pm On Mar 01, 2016

Repentance needed urgently!!!

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by don89(m): 3:43pm On Mar 01, 2016

Nice one ,very funny too.

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by blazer234: 3:50pm On Mar 01, 2016

njuwo:
1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an ancident, when it was Mummy that hit his head.

2. Daddy said Mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer. Is mummy a swimming pool?.

3. I think Mummy is still a virgin.

4. I saw an original balloon in Daddy's room but Daddy has spat onit.

5. Mummy was mad at Daddy yesterday because he touched Aunty Kevwe's bum bum.

6. I know why my Daddy is always reading newspapers. So that Mummy won't ask him for feeding money.

7. Daddy has shaved his beard because Mummy said he looked like an he goat.

8. The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.

9. I know when my daddy collects his salary because my mummy will call him sweetheart.
10. Why is Daddy always fighting with Mummy in bed but yet Mummy will say, "Oh, it's sweet!".

11. Sometimes Daddy's thing will go up, sometimes it will go down.

12. Mummy said Daddy is a womaniser. Is it because he works in the ministry of women affairs?

13. Mummy told Aunty Rukky that Daddy gave her gonorrhea, is it truth?. Is Daddy a gonorrhea distributor?

Some parents will kill their child if they find out what they say about them outside.
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/parents-this-is-what-your-children-say.html?m=1

It is not "quick notice". It is QUIT NOTICE. Ndo nigerian graduate

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by dokJ: 4:25pm On Mar 01, 2016

aw n where did u carry out ur research b4 arriving at ur findings or adonbiliv.

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by njuwo(m): 4:35pm On Mar 01, 2016

blazer234:

It is not "quick notice". It is QUIT NOTICE. Ndo nigerian graduate

Thanks for the correction. Bros It's a mistake. They don't make mistakes in your village?

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by blazer234: 4:40pm On Mar 01, 2016

njuwo:
Thanks for the correction. Bros It's a mistake. They don't make mistakes in your village?

You will agree that mistake sounds extremely steupppid

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Amyleb(f): 4:41pm On Mar 01, 2016

NobleAngell:
I really can't find the joke tho

KillJoy

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by njuwo(m): 4:57pm On Mar 01, 2016

blazer234:

You will agree that mistake sounds extremely steupppid

You mean to tell me that you've not made a mistake in your life before?

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Profayo: 5:00pm On Mar 01, 2016

NobleAngell:
I really can't find the joke tho

are you a job seeker?

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by blazer234: 5:01pm On Mar 01, 2016

njuwo:
You mean to tell me that you've not made a mistake in your life before?

No. I mean quick and quit are far one from the other. It is like you usually hear people saying "quit notice", but you think they are saying "quick notice".

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Nobody: 5:38pm On Mar 01, 2016

Dry

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by NobleAngell(f): 7:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

Amyleb:
KillJoy

Yeah worefa.

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by NobleAngell(f): 7:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

Profayo:

are you a job seeker?

U lost me with that qst.

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by professore(m): 8:18pm On Mar 01, 2016

there is a lesson to learn from this post,parents should warn/beat their kids about what they say outside

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