Now that i got your attention, pardon me if I've exploited your curiosity... Please read on...

WEB DEVELOPER FOR HIRE AT 35% OF STANDARD RATE

Hello, My name's Yemi. I'm a self-taught web developer.

I know:
HTML, CSS, jQuery, Bootstrap, PHP, MySQL, SEO implementation.

Previous employment skills:
Marketing and Sales, Customer Relation, and Market Assessment.

My intention is to build a Project Portfolio for job interviews. Presently, i have nil.

So here goes:

Outsource your project to me and i'll charge you only 35% of the standard/usual rate developers charge. The 35% is overhead expenses on communication with client over project progress and transport to/from client.

Yes, there's a catch:
I'll work ONLY on projects i deem WON'T last more than 4 weeks.
Consequent to a signed agreement, i will include in comments at the end of a script or page i work on, the following:
My contribution to the page or script
My name in full,
My phone number,
My email address.
Yes... proof that i , in the least, participated in building the project and my exact contribution.
(This condition is, however, negotiable.)

As stated earlier, at no more than 35% of standard/usual rates.

Alternatively, I can work as a Web Developer in a web development firm.

Or, I can fill an Intern position in a web development company. But with pay (transport fare, at least).


'Looking forward to responses.


Sincerely,

TheWebDeveloper.
Email: webdeveloper_and_programmer@yahoo.com



PS:
To those arrogant Know-it-alls, keep your comments to yourself. Constructive criticisms are welcome, however.