Ben20001:

Abeg pay the cyber cafe where you dey

Jah forbid bad thing! Me dey my office, to close by 5pm.
U fink say all man dey like u? Dis limp!

Ben20001:

Abeg pay the cyber cafe where you dey

see cafe attendant

Hollysmile where you dey work?

Ben20001:

Hollysmile where you dey work?

Why u wan know? make u dey supply us wif weed abi shit? we don't take dat shit here!

alimat 2:


see cafe attendant

Why u come dey fire ur guy, na?

romade:

[b]P[/b]lease [b]H[/b]old [b]C[/b]andle [b]N[/b]ow

Funny u!

Now i'm gettin responses from humans; not aliens.

PLEASE HOLD CONDOM

alimat wants to be human too. . .lol

Ben2001 is already a human beans

Ben20001:

alimat wants to be human too. . .lol

Dat's why we are humans, De tendency to learn (change) is always there. Humans are dynamic in nature.

alimat 2:

Ben2001 is already a human beans

No!!! Animal grains, abi?

maybi

alimat 2:

maybi

Halimatu (alimat 2). Now, dat was a creative one.

get a job.

person wey hin babe smart pass am, who will give him a job?

Sylve, what's ya own definition?

Jeovy:

person wey hin babe smart pass am, who will give him a job?

If she smart pass me she for no gree date me, I no bi Ben wey no fit woo woman.
Infact, make i throw u 1 challenge from Shakespear. "Dat man, I say is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman". Ben, over to you, Clear my doubt.

As for u dis OTONDO Jeuvy, "Divine wisdom is folly in the sight of men"!
Dat's why i've got a job, U still dey dere dey feed on ur grandma sweat, Shame!

sylve11:

Na ODOYO dis guy bi!

Ben20001:

Sylve, what's ya own definition?

Can't u see dat he's a grown fool?
Abi u bi mumu wey no dey notice fools, too?

ogaa wetin naa, why u de write poem?

alimat, hunger and joblessness can have many effect, dis is one

BUt u jeoluxly took my postion in the office

Hollysmile:



Na ODOYO dis guy bi!

[b]Can't u see dat he's a grown fool?[/b]Abi u bi mumu wey no dey notice fools, too?

Just noticed my LORDS r watching me on this forum, so am reserving my comments. U can't stand me when am ready 4 u. ''U BEAST''

with bad odour

Wat has condom got 2do wit electricity?

Jamb question in july

alimat 2:

with bad odour

lol i go soon tear u slap

alimat 2:

Jamb question in july

Just answer me first. Ur result go come out nxt yr!

Recoverd:

Wat has condom got 2do wit electricity?

Cos alot of pple hold it in Nigeria, including u!

another selfish poster comes after papine.

I'm loving this!

PS: I wondered what CD has got to do with naija power supply. hold or no hold.

blissieng:

I'm loving this!

PS: I wondered what CD (COMPACT DISC, Abi?) has got to do with naija power supply. hold or no hold.

Ben20001:

another selfish poster comes after papine.

U abi?