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Hell! by Mozie(m): 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2009
An engineer dies and reports to the gate of heaven. Bros Peter checks his dossier and says "Huh, you are an engineer, but got rich through dubious means, so you can't come in here.

So the engineer went to hell and is let in, pretty soon, the engineer got upset by the level of comfort in hell. and starts building improvements.

After a while, the engineer becomes a popular guy for designing A.C in hell, reducing the heat.

One day God calls Satan on Phone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down in hell"

Satan Replies "Hey, things are going great. We have got A.C and flush toilets, the computer are faster than ever and we've got music in ever room. there is no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies "What? you have got an engineer? that's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there!
Send him back Or I SUE you."

Satan shouts back "and just where are YOU going to find a lawyer" tongue tongue tongue
Re: Hell! by sweetliet: 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2009
u mean say all d lawyers dey there. , lol
Re: Hell! by Ben13: 2:31pm On Jul 15, 2009
Lol. . .lawyers are hell inmates cheesy
Re: Hell! by sweetliet: 2:38pm On Jul 15, 2009
u are one of dem jor
Re: Hell! by Arcani: 6:48pm On Jul 15, 2009
quite dry cos its not new to me embarassed
Re: Hell! by Ben13: 9:59am On Jul 16, 2009
we are less concerned.
Re: Hell! by Jeovy(m): 10:02am On Jul 16, 2009
Pls God, I didnt know d joke was about u, pls punish d others
Re: Hell! by donsponky(m): 10:52am On Jul 16, 2009
na God ona don dey yab abi
Re: Hell! by Ben13: 11:34am On Jul 16, 2009
no mind them
Re: Hell! by Recoverd(f): 12:10pm On Jul 16, 2009
Almost funny.
Re: Hell! by romsky: 12:33pm On Jul 16, 2009
God be merciful for they know not wat is ryt
Re: Hell! by PeeJee(m): 2:07pm On Jul 16, 2009
AMEN![/size][size=8pt][size=8pt][/size]
Re: Hell! by Arcani: 7:40pm On Jul 17, 2009
Ben20001:

we are less concerned.
why you no close mouth abi hand in this case
Jeovy:

Pls God, I didnt know d joke was about u, pls punish d others
lololololololoooooooooooooooool
Re: Hell! by cbase: 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2009
real wah
Re: Hell! by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Jul 18, 2009
keep quiet, ure disturbing my sleep
Re: Hell! by cbase: 8:18pm On Jul 18, 2009
the wicked shall have no peace
Re: Hell! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:25pm On Jul 18, 2009
hehehe! cheesy Nice joke
Re: Hell! by mykali(m): 8:57am On Jul 19, 2009
i dey aeroplane naw oh. if i laugh, I am not sure God will ldt me land safely. So, lipsrsealed
Re: Hell! by blissieng(f): 12:14pm On Jul 19, 2009
Cares who?
Re: Hell! by mykali(m): 3:24am On Jul 20, 2009
and you are? tongue
Re: Hell! by clemcykul(f): 9:40am On Jul 20, 2009
lol bingo pls tuck the tongue in
Re: Hell! by blissieng(f): 1:04pm On Jul 20, 2009
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Re: Hell! by damhadji(m): 3:59pm On Jul 20, 2009
blissieng:

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ble! u get time o
Re: Hell! by lysaa(f): 4:04pm On Jul 20, 2009
hell no. God needs no lawyer to plead his case, He says and it becomes a law.

The devil is a liar!
Re: Hell! by blissieng(f): 4:17pm On Jul 20, 2009
u dey mind all this ignoramus?

to even conceive that thot is simply . . .

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