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| Hell! by Mozie(op): 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
An engineer dies and reports to the gate of heaven. Bros Peter checks his dossier and says "Huh, you are an engineer, but got rich through dubious means, so you can't come in here. So the engineer went to hell and is let in, pretty soon, the engineer got upset by the level of comfort in hell. and starts building improvements. After a while, the engineer becomes a popular guy for designing A.C in hell, reducing the heat. One day God calls Satan on Phone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down in hell" Satan Replies "Hey, things are going great. We have got A.C and flush toilets, the computer are faster than ever and we've got music in ever room. there is no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies "What? you have got an engineer? that's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there! Send him back Or I SUE you." Satan shouts back "and just where are YOU going to find a lawyer"  |
| Re: Hell! by sweetliet: 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
u mean say all d lawyers dey there. , lol |
| Re: Hell! by Ben13(mod): 2:31pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Lol. . .lawyers are hell inmates  |
| Re: Hell! by sweetliet: 2:38pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
u are one of dem jor |
| Re: Hell! by Arcani: 6:48pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
quite dry cos its not new to me  |
| Re: Hell! by Ben13(mod): 9:59am On Jul 16, 2009 |
we are less concerned. |
| Re: Hell! by Jeovy(m): 10:02am On Jul 16, 2009 |
Pls God, I didnt know d joke was about u, pls punish d others |
| Re: Hell! by donsponky(m): 10:52am On Jul 16, 2009 |
na God ona don dey yab abi  |
| Re: Hell! by Ben13(mod): 11:34am On Jul 16, 2009 |
no mind them |
| Re: Hell! by Recoverd(f): 12:10pm On Jul 16, 2009 |
Almost funny. |
| Re: Hell! by romsky: 12:33pm On Jul 16, 2009 |
God be merciful for they know not wat is ryt |
| Re: Hell! by PeeJee(m): 2:07pm On Jul 16, 2009 |
AMEN![/size][size=8pt][size=8pt][/size] |
| Re: Hell! by Arcani: 7:40pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
Ben20001:why you no close mouth abi hand in this case Jeovy:lololololololoooooooooooooooool |
| Re: Hell! by cbase: 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
real wah |
| Re: Hell! by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Jul 18, 2009 |
keep quiet, ure disturbing my sleep |
| Re: Hell! by cbase: 8:18pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
the wicked shall have no peace |
| Re: Hell! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:25pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
hehehe! Nice joke |
| Re: Hell! by mykali(m): 8:57am On Jul 19, 2009 |
i dey aeroplane naw oh. if i laugh, I am not sure God will ldt me land safely. So,  |
| Re: Hell! by blissieng(f): 12:14pm On Jul 19, 2009 |
Cares who? |
| Re: Hell! by mykali(m): 3:24am On Jul 20, 2009 |
and you are? |
| Re: Hell! by clemcykul(f): 9:40am On Jul 20, 2009 |
lol bingo pls tuck the tongue in |
| Re: Hell! by blissieng(f): 1:04pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
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| Re: Hell! by damhadji(m): 3:59pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
blissieng:ble! u get time o |
| Re: Hell! by lysaa(f): 4:04pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
hell no. God needs no lawyer to plead his case, He says and it becomes a law. The devil is a liar! |
| Re: Hell! by blissieng(f): 4:17pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
u dey mind all this ignoramus? to even conceive that thot is simply . . . |
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