The 5 stages of the evolution of an employee,  (NB. Let GIF images load)

Stage I

New employee

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(It's your first day at work and all is fine and great)



Stage II


After 3 months,

You are listening to HOUSE music
(because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going)




Stage III

After 9 months,

You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)




Stage IV

After a year,

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!)




Stage V

And finally, after a second year,

You are listening to Techno
and have gone a bit,  well,  crazy!