We can confirm this afternoon that Dame Patience Jonathan has been arrested in the United States on orders of President Muhammadu Buhari for gross misconduct and misappropriation of State Funds. The News was broken by a close aide of the former First Lady who pleaded anonymity. The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA.

According to her aide “President Jonathan is covered by immunity but Mama Peace isn’t. So the way I see it, she might pay for all her husband’s misgivings”. Dame Patienece was arrested without offering any resistance, however she had this ti say

“The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent”.

President Jonathan has declined to comment


http://www.weeklypostng.co/2016/02/breaking-news-patience-joanthan.html

Can she actually be prosecuted?

Still waiting for another source. Zombies have waited and waited for this kind of news but since it is not forthcoming, they can arrest her from the comfort of their home and report to us live and direct. Zombies life is a life filled with frustration and disappointment.

Piece of shiitt I don't belive it

Ol boy u go fear lies ooo. This shiii is just comedy i suppose

The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA.

DSS can't arrest someone in America, op must be living in cloud cuckoo land.

derris God oo

This OP is just looking for comments shaaa. He's just acting on weed

smoke the type of weed wey your head carry.. dem no go listen..

This has to be the most _stupid thread ever created in the history of nairaland!

Abeg which 1 be "aisha! God is seeing you?" O.p! Quit drinking sperm! It has clogged your medulla, your oblongata has been missing for a while though!

Op, What are you smoking? I am reading this for the 3rd time in 2 weeks

Jobless zombies.

useless illiterate

The op must be high on Oshogbo weed

She has currupted the Oxford dictionary.

OH! THIS IS A GOOD NEWS

The zombies and their presidiot Buhari sniff do not drink alcohol because it is banned in the quoran but they smoke aisha's pubic hair, even prophet mohammed (My piss be upon him) smoked Aisha (his underaged wives pubic hair). So it is quoranic to smoke pubic hairs, which has now made them zombies of Africa.

Lie. Evident to d news up.

[size=38pt]Goodluck Jonathan is an ex president[/size]

collinsVP:
We can confirm this afternoon that Dame Patience Jonathan has been arrested in the United States on orders of President Muhammadu Buhari for gross misconduct and misappropriation of State Funds. The News was broken by a close aide of the former First Lady who pleaded anonymity. The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA.

According to her aide “President Jonathan is covered by immunity but Mama Peace isn’t. So the way I see it, she might pay for all her husband’s misgivings”. Dame Patienece was arrested without offering any resistance, however she had this ti say

“The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent”.

President Jonathan has declined to comment


http://www.weeklypostng.co/2016/02/breaking-news-patience-joanthan.html

Reason why this isn't true is that DSS has no authority outside the walls of the Nigerian Embassy and they themselves would be arrested for abuse of diplomatic powers.

PS: Besides no prison wall can hold Mama Patience. All she has to do is speak and the bombs from her mouth will break the walls

People sha!

I am watching from 3D

Not just arrest,they should persecute her sharp sharp

Hahahahaha....this is nothing but a joke!


Btw Jonathan does not enjoy any immunity. There's no immunity for anybody once u out of office!

And the news is still in the secret domain?

collinsVP:
We can confirm this afternoon that Dame Patience Jonathan has been arrested in the United States on orders of President Muhammadu Buhari for gross misconduct and misappropriation of State Funds. The News was broken by a close aide of the former First Lady who pleaded anonymity. The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA.

According to her aide “President Jonathan is covered by immunity but Mama Peace isn’t. So the way I see it, she might pay for all her husband’s misgivings”. Dame Patienece was arrested without offering any resistance, however she had this ti say

“The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent”.

President Jonathan has declined to comment


http://www.weeklypostng.co/2016/02/breaking-news-patience-joanthan.html

fake news



Jonathan no longer has any immunity.
DSS cannot operate outside Nigeria.
President Jonathan.
Funny use of English .... Lamentations of Patience Jonathan



lalasticlala kindly hide this thread

“The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent”.

'Fakest newssss' . . , this ^^ funny though.

8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.