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| How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Osisinakpo(m): 10:55am On Mar 08, 2016 |
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And
she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my head.
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon
bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.”
And she replies you, “Why won't you have
fever when you press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that
took first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work,
just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her
and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want
you to change the channel.
 When you tell her you are going to a
friend's place to play and she asks, ''When
last did that friend come here to play with
you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served
you is enough, and you reply no, and she says,
come and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you
will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my
mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room
upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to
bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money
you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the
food you have been eating in the house nko?
Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false? |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 11:00am On Mar 08, 2016 |
How To Know When A Thread Starter Is A Nigerian. When he / she copies and pastes a thread that was started 2 days ago (Mother's Day) and passes it off as his / her own. Don't you have any imagination? 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Dyt(f): 11:40am On Mar 08, 2016 |
Siena:  |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Osisinakpo(m): 12:29pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Siena: your father lolz |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 12:43pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Osisinakpo: Like I said...you lack imagination. You could never walk even in my shadow. It hurts you you're where you are, and it shows in your desperate attempt to come across as even remotely relevant, when in actual fact a hole in a dirty wall, or the back of a beat-up Molue has more character than yourself. My opinion of you is deduced from the simple fact: A guy who can NOT defend himself when he's called out, preferring instead to disrespect absent fathers does NOT respect the father that sired him, nor the womb he came from. And as such, a specimen such as yourself has no place in decent society. All I can feel for you is a very profound sorrow. 5 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 1:26pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Out of interest, why did you copy and paste, and not bother with simple paragraphing? Does your post appear easy to read, even to yourself? |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Osisinakpo(m): 3:47pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Siena: Fly !!! Go sale your spare parts for mechanic village. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 4:03pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Osisinakpo: Wow. It's taken you 2 days to think of a come back. Seeing as I don't reside in Nigeria, I'll leave you to slog your guts out in "Mechanic Village". Keep on coming back, and watch me strip you of what little veneer of credibility you've got left. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Osisinakpo(m): 8:34am On Mar 11, 2016 |
Siena: guy e be like say you noy get work for that place o. come 9ja make we give you work even though na farm work. or you noy fit do farm work? #JustAnAdviceToARunAwayNigeriaGreenerPastureSeeker. #GetALifeForYourSelf #StopNairalandindYourTimeAndStartWorkingToPayYourBills. #AWordIsEnoughForTheWise |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 8:52am On Mar 11, 2016 |
Osisinakpo: I have loads of time. I was also privileged NOT to be born where you are, so your run away tag won't wash. You couldn't afford to pay me, regardless of what work you had on offer, so I'll pass. And quit using the word "we", and speak for yourself. A copy-and-paste artist does what he / she does because it's much easier than using the brain they DON'T have. It's called being "thick". Next time you choose to lift chunks of text, at least have the semi-intelligence to lift it from a source further than the one you intend to repost it in. Now go copy and paste a response, after all originality was never one of your stronger points. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Day169: 8:54am On Mar 11, 2016 |
Siena & Osisinakpo why nau? This was supposed to be an interesting read . Please guys, bury the hatchet and let's have some fun. ..it's the family thread remember? |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 9:01am On Mar 11, 2016 |
Day169: Dude, did you see where Osisinakpo insulted my father, simply because I called him out on his all too obvious Plagiarism? All he had to do was address that. I'm not an advocate of intellectual / copyright theft. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Day169: 9:02am On Mar 11, 2016 |
..anyway, I'd say that your mum is a Nigerian if your earliest recollection of the stars was from a slap you received from her, as a kid for wrong doing!  1 Like |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Day169: 9:10am On Mar 11, 2016 |
Siena:Siena I've been an ardent follower of your threads and posts for years, especially on car talk and I have immense respect for you. Sorry you felt insulted but please let the Man in you overlook all these. We (Nairaland readers) need you in the best frame of mind so that we can continue to reap from your wealth of experience. Please Siena. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 10:52am On Mar 11, 2016 |
Day169: My brother, I hear you. I will no longer respond to this gentleman. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Osisinakpo(m): 5:10pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Siena: So you get this spirit of "kpomkpi" ever since na you dey worry my trend like ekpan fly? bros, pem ur temper, I be Area. WARRI noy dey carry last. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Osisinakpo(m): 5:14pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Day169:Kpoko for you bros. na man you be. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Osisinakpo(m): 5:15pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Day169:Kpoko for you bros. na man you be. |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 8:22pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Osisinakpo: Omo Urhobo? From Waffi?  Omoni meh, biko shigwe!  |
| Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Osisinakpo(m): 10:36am On Mar 12, 2016 |
Siena: Hehejeheheh. Oshare na. You noy wan butu 4 me? |
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