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Five Nigerian Surgeons. by kikelomo(f): 4:20pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
Five Nigerian Surgeons During lunch break at LUTH-Lagos, five (US based) Nigerian surgeons on exchange program from the State Dept,USA are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see broad street accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered" The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try Oshodi electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think University librarians are the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Nigerian politicians especially those residing in Abuja are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by fabian(f): 2:46pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
LMAO! |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by clemcykul(f): 9:56am On Apr 16, 2008 |
rofmlo |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by tufe(m): 3:22pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by ThugLife1(m): 12:04am On Apr 30, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by Shaz(f): 12:06am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Lol. . quite true |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by mimiko(f): 3:01am On Apr 30, 2008 |
love this |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by segunpc(m): 7:49am On Apr 30, 2008 |
am not part of this infact i didn't visit here. but the thing sweet. |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by clemcykul(f): 8:05am On Apr 30, 2008 |
hmmm |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by ThugLife1(m): 11:00pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
segunpc:which thing? |
Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by TOYOSI20(f): 5:33am On May 01, 2008 |
Luv it. |
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