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Surgeons In Texas by blissieng(f): 1:38pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's EXpresident of the United States. |
Re: Surgeons In Texas by D1KeleVra(m): 7:45pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
hehehehe! Bush don suffer o! |
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