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How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by Marioplus(m): 5:37pm On Mar 13, 2016
1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up?
2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.
3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated".
How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school.
5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and give you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of naira? Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with a few thousand naira, you as a smart person can only start with millions.
6. Complain about everything except your own attitude. Blame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.
8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Whenever your neighbor buys a new phone, buy the one that is more expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly salary.
10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer at all, so that they will grow up lazy and
hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age.

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Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by Oyiboman69: 5:48pm On Mar 13, 2016
Op,you need procold....
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by teemy(m): 6:31pm On Mar 13, 2016
nice ironic writeup marioplus.
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by Nobody: 6:48pm On Mar 13, 2016
Make i add my own.

11. Fail to partner with the right people or acquire right knowledge when you don't have the correct know how.
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by Nobody: 4:57am On Mar 14, 2016
12. Keep procastinating, its good
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by LovesonBlezz(m): 8:25am On Mar 14, 2016
lnvest today for a richer tomorrow. #check my signature
Re: How To Become Poor; Everybody Must Read by flybiz08(m): 3:28pm On Mar 30, 2016
grin grin grin grin

damilare85:
don't overcome your fear that is always making you look too smart to invest in anything: why should u invest, haha u need ur money, and u must keep every last peice of it.
Make sure u never learn anything new, just stay in ur comfort zone and never take action, why should u take action in anything ooh to learn something new is always hard especially reading new materials, it will waste ur time, I mean the time u need to flex in ur homezone
whenever u see a thread like this, make sure u ignore everything u read and attack the op, wht should pay attention to this kind of thread, why now this op is so cruel why can he say something like that.
If u see an opportunity dont take it, they say opportunity come but once, you might be lucky your own may come maybe like 10 to 20 times, so wait for the right time, better time is coming.
Don't accept any help from anybody, just wait for an Angel or maybe God to come down and Help u.

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