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Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by sukkot: 6:39pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:satan is a word that means ' adversary to God '. so anything you do that is adversary to the ways of God is satan that made you do it and seeing as no one in this world is perfect, and the bible says if a man says he is without sin, he is a liar and there is no truth in him ? what does that tell you ? we all have a bit of satan in us. the question is how big is the satan in you and what are you doing to suppress it ? thats the real question. everybody struggles with sin, even paul the apostle in the book of romans talked about his struggles - telling you whatt ? he had satan in him. we all do. 1 john 1 vs 8 If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us. |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 6:41pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
sukkot:Men, I want more of Satan in me. Can I borrow your Satan? Will save you all the stress and struggle. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by sukkot: 6:47pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:my satan is suppressed. not totally but almost totally. so he is MIA, AWOL. lolz. but you seem to be doing alright with the one you have. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 6:51pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
sukkot: |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 6:52pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
sukkot:How did you manage to suppress yours? So I guess, you will no longer abuse ndigbo in this forum? |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by sukkot: 7:00pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
LoJ:thats not a sin though. you do know what sin is dont you ? sin is trangression of the law - meaning breaking the law 1 john 3 vs 4 Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law. telling you what ? for something to be regarded as sin there has to be a law against it. without no laws against it there is no trangression and hence no sin romans 4 vs 15 for where no law is, there is no transgression. <<< SO THERE HAS TO BE A LAW AGAINST IT BEFORE IT IS A SIN NOW THAT WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT I AM NOT SINNING, CUZ TRUST ME - I MONITOR EVERYTHING I DO BUT I AM NOT UPTIGHT EITHER. I AM NOT ONE OF THESE CHRISTIANS WHO ARE SO RIGID AND EVERYTHING TO THEM IS A SIN. FOR ME ? IF THERE IS NO LAW AGAINST IT IN THE BIBLE, ITS NOT A SIN. HAVING SAID ALL THAT - ME AND THE NDIGBO GUYS ON THE FRONTPAGE JUST HAVE A BACK AND FORTH BANTER. ITS HARMLESS TRIBAL FUN. NOTHING MALICIOUS. I DONT SEE YOU TELLING THEM TO STOP YABBING YORUBA THOUGH LOLZ |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 7:03pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
sukkot: I do tell them, when I have the opportunity to. But I'm not a frontpage poster so... I know about your messages, because I follow you in case you forgot. Ermmm Ja, I ain't no nigerian, so I'm not taking side. So how did you suppress the satan in you ?? |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by sukkot: 7:14pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
LoJ:well it was very easy because the satan in me was never really that strong to start with. like i never had a problem with stealing, or committing adultery or being evil to people, etc etc. i was always a nice person. i might have stolen a few things like maybe steal some money from my mums purse to buy sweets when i was young and done a few things here and there like sleeping with quite a number of women ( all consented and we were in relationships etc ) but i was always a good person so for me it wasnt hard to suppress my satan cuz my satan was weak. i never try to keep up with the joneses to where i have to kill somone or do ritual to get money lolz. i follow my own path in life and dont look at other people. it is the best way to stay on the straight and narrow. you may even have to divorce your family members if they are the type who worship wealth and are always in competition with the world, cuz that can be a huge distraction 2 Likes |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by johnydon22(m): 2:22pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
Guys stop derailing this God damn thread .. SonOfLucier continue now oo |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by allanphash7(m): 7:48pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
Sonoflucifer where @ thou Come and kwantinu what u started oooo 1 Like |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
will update over the weekend 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 9:39am On Mar 19, 2016 |
22 mins BC The animals were all gathered in their shed and ready to doze off when the door to their barn burst open. The shadow of a small petite man was cast on the walls, as he stepped into the barn, a mean look on his face. Behind him, a young pregnant lady was supported by her husband, her face squeezed in pain. "Get her in, get her in, I'll get some candles lit" He walked in in quite a haste and headed towards a table at the far end of the barn, the young couple following behind him. He opened a small locker,and pulled out some candles and a matchbox. He lit the candles, the light filling the barn and revealing a sign just above the horse's stall :"The Nazarene Inn: 4000 Adam Street, Bethlehem" "This is the best I can do for you,Sir. I'll send some of my staff to get you napkins for the lady and some warm water." "I'm very grateful Sir," Joseph replied, "thank you for sparing us this space".... As the inn-manager left the barn, Joseph helped Virgin Mary to a stack of hay. "Now baby, look into my eyes. We can do this together".. "Have... you.....done... this before?", Virgin Mary asked, each word a painful effort. "Well, the Holy Spirit told me he will guide us into all truth. He who has given us this seed will lead us to a perfect end. Trust in God, Mary" "Ok, Jo Bobo, I will do this for you, Baby" "Now, Spread your legs wide, and PUSH....." 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by johnydon22(m): 9:55am On Mar 19, 2016 |
Damn!!! And don't forget Mary was a virgin (with hymen intact) about to have a baby The fuc_k!!! Abeg continue !!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 9:58am On Mar 19, 2016 |
johnydon22:Damn, missed that. Edit: made an edit. This is an edit's edit editing an edit. |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by johnydon22(m): 10:03am On Mar 19, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: Almost there muskeeto .. A little more confusing and you'll be the next Ugue (Kung Fu panda 3) |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 10:04am On Mar 19, 2016 |
johnydon22:Hahaha. |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Busayorafael(m): 11:16pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:Yahweh is faithful. 1 Like |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by johnydon22(m): 12:19am On Mar 21, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:The fuc_k dude Continue 1 Like |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 12:27pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
The Lion of the Tribe of Judah, He who is, was and will be, Jehovah Jireh, through the Agency of His Second Self, the Holy Spirit, had a Son on the 25th day of December, BD Oh, there was so much rejoicing in the heavens. The gold on the streets glowed like never before, the Angels put on smiles like bow-ties. Even Angel Gabriel had pruned his wings in celebration of the astounding accomplishment. "GentleAngels, the time has come. The Great Lucifer has ruled my planet for too long. Today, we have begun a great reconciliation process. Today, no longer will the humans be destined for hell, they will now have a choice to choose Life over Death. Today is a great day for mankind, though they may not realize it. Today, the Eternieth day of the Eternities, I, Yahweh, Creater of the Universe, have become a Heavenly Father" Tears of joy rolled down Micah's eyes, sobs escaping his chest as Angel Pako pulled him close for support. "Today, dear Friends, our victory over Lucifer, the Fallen One, Satan, the prince of darkness, has begun. This battle is already over, oh I know it, for I know all. Let's have a toast to Victory"... and one by one, the Angels picked up the chorus "Victory, victory, the Lamb of God has been born,Victory, Victory, Lucifer shall be destroyed"... 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by stonemasonn: 2:27pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:Hahahahahahahahaha Yahweh has become a proud Heavenly Father.....you funny gan |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by BodyKiss(m): 7:06pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: 2 Likes |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by alpontif(m): 4:19pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: You can develop this into a novel...and IT will Sell. Infact, I can help you handle all the publishing, marketing and sales..you dont have to spend a dime, just send me your manuscript. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by texanomaly(f): 5:06pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
When I said you should post one of your stories on NL I should have known it would be something like this. Smh Clever writing though. 1 Like |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by HomoSapiien: 6:41pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
Mahn. I like this guy, no homo 2 Likes |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 6:48pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
menesheh:Just to tell us that op is crazy you use 666 characters of space ha ha ha |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 7:57pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
ogechieku:Oge Baby |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 8:26am On Mar 25, 2016 |
texanomaly: Should get back to you this weekend on that. |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 8:27am On Mar 25, 2016 |
alpontif:Buharifan@gmail.com for further, ehn, discussions. anikemoses, MikeDanReal |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 10:08am On Mar 25, 2016 |
Aaaaaaaaaaahh SonOfLucifer, you nearly seduced me with your literary talent ! 1 Like |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 10:10am On Mar 25, 2016 |
LoJ: Thing is...by reaching the end of his book, SonOfLucifer might realize that he arrived somewhere else than he thought he would arrive with his storyline in the beginning. I wonder if he would have the courage to publish that... |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 10:25am On Mar 25, 2016 |
Re: How Jesus Died For Our Sins : The Road To Easter by Nobody: 10:37am On Mar 25, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: Sonoflucifer, gold is proved in fire. Let us proof you |
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