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The Bride Tells Her Husband by ElementG(m): 12:21pm On Jul 21, 2009
The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by blissieng(f): 12:26pm On Jul 21, 2009
should I say it?
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by ElementG(m): 12:30pm On Jul 21, 2009
of course say ur mind
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by romsky: 12:31pm On Jul 21, 2009
she wants to say stale
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by ElementG(m): 12:32pm On Jul 21, 2009
yeee paaahhhh grin grin
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Jul 21, 2009
lol its stale
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by sylve11: 12:50pm On Jul 21, 2009
Hey angry It's not a life sentence ok cool
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by alimat2(f): 1:02pm On Jul 21, 2009
life in prison with hard labour grin grin grin
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by clemcykul(f): 1:53pm On Jul 21, 2009
smiles
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by romsky: 2:11pm On Jul 21, 2009
slaps the smile off my clumsy's twisted faze
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Ben13: 2:18pm On Jul 21, 2009
this one don tey na
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by clemcykul(f): 3:30pm On Jul 21, 2009
*cuts off romade's lepros hands*
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by sylve11: 3:33pm On Jul 21, 2009
Wicked thing! cool
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Jeovy(m): 3:36pm On Jul 21, 2009
hahahahahahaha, very funny stale
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by chiejik(f): 3:37pm On Jul 21, 2009
hahahaahaha(laugh)that is good for romad
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by blissieng(f): 12:16pm On Jul 22, 2009
romade:

she wants to say stale

Spot on!
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by clemcykul(f): 12:27pm On Jul 22, 2009
rabbish!










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