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The Bride Tells Her Husband by ElementG(m): 12:21pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by blissieng(f): 12:26pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
should I say it? |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by ElementG(m): 12:30pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
of course say ur mind |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by romsky: 12:31pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
she wants to say stale |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by ElementG(m): 12:32pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
yeee paaahhhh |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
lol its stale |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by sylve11: 12:50pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
Hey It's not a life sentence ok |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by alimat2(f): 1:02pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
life in prison with hard labour |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by clemcykul(f): 1:53pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
smiles |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by romsky: 2:11pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
slaps the smile off my clumsy's twisted faze |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Ben13: 2:18pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
this one don tey na |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by clemcykul(f): 3:30pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
*cuts off romade's lepros hands* |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by sylve11: 3:33pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
Wicked thing! |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Jeovy(m): 3:36pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
hahahahahahaha, very funny stale |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by chiejik(f): 3:37pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
hahahaahaha(laugh)that is good for romad |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by blissieng(f): 12:16pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
romade: Spot on! |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by clemcykul(f): 12:27pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
rabbish! ;d |
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