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| Dirty Jokes: The Bride Tells Her Husband by mamagee3(f): 12:19am On Jan 27, 2010 |
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! |
| Re: Dirty Jokes: The Bride Tells Her Husband by MUNEER2(m): 1:55am On Jan 27, 2010 |
 . . . Maybe he just needed to remind her that. . . |
| Re: Dirty Jokes: The Bride Tells Her Husband by snthesis(m): 2:59pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
Laffed rili hard-nice one mama-gee |
| Re: Dirty Jokes: The Bride Tells Her Husband by jumaingirl(f): 4:16pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
Hmmmm, Nice joke u get in here. |
| Re: Dirty Jokes: The Bride Tells Her Husband by matthew80(m): 7:59pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
I was very busy the time I came across this, so can't really say whether or not it's funny. |
| Re: Dirty Jokes: The Bride Tells Her Husband by D1KeleVra(m): 8:08pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
lolol nice joke  |
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