A woman and her little son were walking through a bush path in Calabar and they passed two squirrels having sex. The little boy asked his mum, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The woman responded, "They are making a sandwich."
Then they passed two dogs having sex and the little boy again asked what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich.
A couple of days later the little boy walked in on his mother and father and said, "Mummy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mummy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/how-she-deceived-her-son-and-paid-for-it.html

Akamu..

mayonnaise for the butty ogi for d locals