Errrrm.....we were travelling and the driver suddenly shoulted "Blooooooood of chisoooooos". I asked what it was. And he was like "didn't you see it?". I said, see what? And he said "the gigantic male lion of gigantuan proportion that just crossed the road". I called him Liar mohamed, that there is no lion anymore in nigeria. And we placed a wager on that. He reared back. We came came down at the exact spot where he saw the lion. We walked into the bush trail. We haven't walked for 1min and then came the familiar thunderous roar. My eyes nearly popped out of the sockets when i saw the massive beast spring up in attack. Thank god we both have our trainers on. We made a beeline for the car. I bet we did the 1min distance in 5secs. The lion's paws landed on the side glass after the door slammed. It smashed the glass, but the driver zoomed off before it could make any clean grab.
We are on our way to the nearest police station now. Pls thank god for our lives.

Hmmm
But what can NPF do except kill the beast?

But its not snake na

He come to see APC change, cos he has been waiting and didn't feel anything.

ChristineC:
Hmmm

Ok, but i advice u always have your sprint shoe handy. Mine just helped

Abasi mi mbok . Which part of Lagos, pardon me...

Driver saw a lion and he had the heart to come down from his vehicle and walked into the bush to go and do what?

Lies.

Abegi

YOU CAN LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are just driving out of the station now.....the guys derserted the place the moment we told them what happened.....on our way now.

Lol oshey American film... So u went down to check? U and your driver get mind. If it's true that is

Haba bros why you sabi lie like this now you and your driver zoomed off immediately yet you still take picture? You said side glass not windscreen? And haba bros how you go carry run pass lion bros even usian bolt never fast pass cheetah oga mi not to talk of you. And nearest police station nah criminal him be? You take the picture of the lion for daytime but your windscreen shot with scratches shows nightime? Was the lion backsliding on your windscreen?

jaelz:
Haba bros why you sabi lie like this now you and your driver zoomed off immediately yet you still take picture? You said side glass not windscreen? And haba bros how you go carry run pass lion bros even usian bolt never fast pass cheetah oga mi not to talk of you. And nearest police station nah criminal him be?

yea, say whatever but dont call me liar mohamed

Maybe the Lion is looking for its 15years old daughter that was LIONAPPED by LIONAPPERS...

Wetin we no go hear

Verify verify I say unto you..Even lie Mohammed is a learner for your side

Whatever you do please don't ever dare to outlie liar Mohammed!


So you saw a lion and u decided to go meet/find it With ordinary hand?


So you out ran the lion and was fast enough to turn your ignition before it came close?.....



Nwanne si eba pua

DickDastardly:
Errrrm.....we were travelling and the driver suddenly shoulted "Blooooooood of chisoooooos". I asked what it was. And he was like "didn't you see it?". I said, see what? And he said "the gigantic male lion of gigantuan proportion that just crossed the road". I called him Liar mohamed, that there is no lion anymore in nigeria. And we placed a wager on that. He reared back. We came came down at the exact spot where he saw the lion. We walked into the bush trail. We haven't walked for 1min and then came the familiar thunderous roar. My eyes nearly popped out of the sockets when i saw the massive beast spring up in attack. Thank god we both have our trainers on. We made a beeline for the car. I bet we did the 1min distance in 5secs. The lion's paws landed on the side glass after the door slammed. It smashed the glass, but the driver zoomed off before it could make any clean grab.
We are on our way to the nearest police station now. Pls thank god for our lives.

Dis ur lie eehhnnn e don bellyful me tonight, because of u I no go chop "DINNER"
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Why una all dey complain?

Who no know Dickdastardly?

Na only me notice say d car seats colour diffrnt?

Nice lie, those pics are super old,, try another lie