A 17 year old tonga boy in Choma went to plough the fields and as he was ploughing the scorpion bite his fingers, he ran home crying and neighbors advised his uncle's 'wife to allow the boy put his fingers in her vagina as this was the quickest way to heal such bites, the woman obliged and allowed the boy and indeed in three days the boy got healed, a week later the boy went out and came back home wailing in pain, when he was asked he said a scorpion had bitten his penis, then his uncle looked at him twice and looked at his wife and said.
"Nonsense' chikala..... Iyi yena you will die this time.

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