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ooman: Dumb xtians. The reason why anything will be falsified is because it was believed to be the truth, which it really isn't.

Mazaje made perfect sense but it was too great for you to comprehend because it destroys your self made up god.

Do you really understand the meaning of falsification? I[color=#000000]dio[/color]cy is a bad thing oh!

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Why exactly was my post hidden?

Logicboy03: #troll gets butthurt!

I'll teach you a real butthurt with my cassava phallus

Logicboy03: A dream doesnt exist.....if your life is a dream......make the conclusion

Are you really this st[color=#000000]up[/color]id? Dreams obviously exist.

Logicboy03: https://robinbrown.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sisko-facepalm1-300x242.jpg


You should have asked what kind of existence we are talking about.

You existing as a human being and reality. Note that we were talking about the nature of reality.

You being organic matter in a test tube is different from you existing as a human being with arms and leags and a functioning brain.


See what happens when you jump in to troll and not understand the context?


Lemme ask you; is a self aware machine alive?

Troll

Olodo. A self aware machine is precisely what you are.

Logicboy03: The silly troll has arrived.....

The thanks I get for educating id[color=#000000]iots[/color]

Thinking doesnt mean that you exist. Infact, you might just be a cyborg programmed to simulate reality.

So this cyborg can simulate reality without existing?

You could be just organic matter submerged in electrolyte and wires inside some cage somewhere.

The non-existent invisible organic matter submerged in non-existent electrolyte with invisible non-existent wires sticking out of it. And all these happen in an invisible cage in a place that doesn't exist.

You are definitely a logic dunce.

What is the difference between a dream and reality? None, apart from the fact that you wake up from the dream. Imagine the horror of a never ending dream

which of them doesn't exist? the dream or the reality?

Logicboy03: Just perfect.

Our perception of reality is very limited.

Now, lets take the quantum physics......at a macroscopic level, a steel door is not "solid", it has many spaces in between. Is that what we know at our basic intuitive knowledge?


Just like the matrix.....the spoon is not bending because there is no spoon...it is your mind that is bending


How can you be sure of God's existence when you arent certain that you live in an alternate reality? You arent even certain of your reality.

Being the i[color=#000000]dio[/color]t that you are, I knew you would find his ideas compelling

Van snickers: Great Argument Logicboy. The Philosopher Rene Descartes( who is also the Father of the Cartesian plane) asked himself this same question. You see, Descartes decided to put all his beliefs through an Acid-Test, This lead him to the Question: does God exist? To answer this question Descartes had to answer an even Greater Question, How does he know that he himself(Descartes) exists and is not being deceived by an "Evil Demon". To answer his question, Descartes came to the Conclusion that for him to question his existence, then he must exist. In my View, Descartes conclusion is not Strong enough. We have no way of Observing Reality, from outside Reality itself; therefore our perception of reality is limited. Therefore it's Possible for my Reality to be nothing but a mere Illusion.

Collosal St[color=#000000]upidi[/color]ty highlighted.

The fact that you can even observe existence is evidence that you exist as you have to exist in order to even observe any reality at all.
Following your failed logic, will you also say that when you ponder your thoughts, since you have no way of thinking about your thoughts outside your thoughts therefore your thinking is an illusion? In that case, how can something that is not part of reality experience an illusion? Your thoughts must first exist as real thoughts before they can be tricked into an illusion.

Please don't be an olodo like logicboy.

Logicboy03: Yes, the Abrahamic religions are far inferior because they are less humanistic and more imperialist.

Who made humanism and anti-imperialism the scale of measurement?

You cant see a Yoruba Sango worshipper going to the north to force his religion on others there. Christianity and islam will go to foriegn countries and try to force themselves to get recognition by the foriegn govts.

So you are a Sango worshipper now? do you really believe that a dead man controls thunder and lightning? Do you not know that the old Oyo empire conquered all surrounding tribes and forced their religion on them? Why are you this st[color=#000000]upi[/color]d?

Yet, Africans are rushing to this Jewish God

Traditionalists make me laugh. so you really think that African gods are any different from jewish gods. Guy grow a brain na. abeg

Logicboy03: God punish that crazeman Striklymi for derailing my thread.

Which God?

Atheist:-D:
What a pointless waste. They died for nothing

what an i[color=#000000]di[/color]ot

musKeeto:
Wow, an intelligent cassava stick,, seems you've finally pulled yourself out of that pit...

facepalm. what an id[color=#000000]io[/color]t? smh

musKeeto: All I got was standing ovations.. I need two bags of garri btw, hope you can help...

Ode, Cassava sticks don't make garri, Shouldn't you be busy laying eggs?

musKeeto:

GOOD morning, hope a witch didn't beat you up at night... you sound confused..

Hehehehehe...if it isn't my friend the blood sucking parasite. Hope nobody beat you last night.

Logicboy03: Let's say I turn from Saul to Paul

Atheist scoffer to christian,

What then?

Do I get rebaptized?

Do I start going to church? Which church by the way?

Do I become a trinitarian or non-trinitarian?


Which bible do I then read? KJV or NIV etc?

Do I stop looking at junk in the trunk when I go to church? is that a sin (used to do that to pass away time in church as an early atheist)

Why join a church when you can start your own business church?
Why read the bible when you can write your own storybook bible?
Why convert when you can start your own religion?

P/s I and my football team are starting our own religion soon, it is called PAY YOUR TITHES OR BE SODOMIZED Would you like to join us?

Op How can you say that TB Joshua tricked God, Don't you know that TB Joshua is God?

chuose: Your denial shows that you are a Freemason,
as the blog proves beyond any doubt that the Pastor is a Freemason.

Anybody that knows anything seriously about freemasonry can see that Pastor Rex is a freemason

From the way you are posting, I am sure that you are a freemason (and a st[color=#000000]upi[/color]d one for that matter)

My post here proves beyond every reasonable doubt that you are a freemason.

I know a lot about freemasonry and anyone who know anything about freemasonry will know that you are a freemason. You are trying to cover your tracks by accusing other people but you can't f[color=#000000]oo[/color]l me, I have spotted your failed tactics from a mile away.

Examples of the epic st[color=#000000]upid[/color]ity on this thread:

musKeeto: And if He's beyond human understanding, no human can claim to 'know' or 'understand' him... God remains an idea.

How can a human idea be beyond human understanding? Olodo

plaetton: Why hold ,with absolute certainty, that god exists if the same god is beyond human understanding?
If something is beyond basic human understanding, then isn't it more likely that it does not exists, even as an notion?

Last I checked, no human being fully understands the universe. Does this mean the universe doesn't exist? Ode

striktlymi: But you forgot one tiny detail...'making' is not the same as 'creating'...

You forgot one tiny detail too...'speaking' is not the same thing as 'talking'. Dundee United

FOLYKAZE: Off-fairy tale lane. Hope you know now?

Fine, we are on the same lane. Why then are you bothered about the fairy tale na? Smart people don't go around arguing whether Gandalf the Grey actually died to become Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings.

Unnecessary arguments over fairytales gives them undeserved credence wouldn't you agree? By arguing over such things, you make yourself twice the i[color=#000000]dio[/color]t as the person you are arguing with. Don't be an i[color=#000000]dio[/color]t please. let them have exclusivity to that condition.

From_Guiriga: Is there a lesson to learn in this make-belief god story? In defense of the atheists, I think they might be reasoning about the implications of the fairytale. What they might be saying is that no one has the right to kill babies, including a God. It's unjust. Period.
You might have dismissed the discussion as nonproductive but the issue here is not the story but the implications of it.
To kill a seven year old baby for something his father did is unjust don't you think?

To deny someone the right to destroy his own creation is unjust don't you think?

Question: Where is God in the Game of Football?

Answer: There is only one god, his name is Referee, and alex ferguson is his prophet. Now go and prepare for the final whistle rapture

Funny thread. christians denying the actions of their make-belief god, while atheists kill themselves over the details of the fairytale.

Question: All Smeagol wanted was a ring, Why did Tolkein inflict him with ugliness and kill him?
Answer: Both Smeagol and Lord Of The Rings are creations of J.R. Tolkein. He is free to do with them as he pleases.

Moral of the story: If you write a book, you get to kill any characters you choose. Now all of you should stop being bigoted c[color=#000000]unt[/color]s and do something more productive.

Another Olodo at work....

Van snickers: They didn't kill for Atheist reasons.

But they killed them because they believed in God

The Columbine massacre was as a result of the boys being bullied, Also Both boys suffered from Mental Disorders.

So in your f[color=#000000]ucke[/color]d-up mind, people that pour urine on other people don't have mental disorders? Stop giving s[color=#000000]tup[/color]id excuses.

The main cause of the Shootings had nothing to do with religion,

Ode, why ask them of their belief in God then?

I'm sure that guy would have still shot them,even if they answered no to his question.

I am very curious about how you are so sure of this.

Logicboy03: So do you also accept the excuse that the muslims that blow up things are not "real" muslims?

So do you accept the excuse that the atheists that that put christians and buddhists in concentration camps are not real atheists?

It is amazing how you are so humongously st[color=#000000]up[/color]id and blinded by your fanaticism

Logicboy03: Simple question; if your christianity is so moral and so goo....why havent we had atheists doing the same nonsense to christians?

[color=#000000]Idio[/color]t, Did you miss Stalin?

Hey Mr Manmustwack (a.k.a. Gestapo) Why you ban cassava stick? Give instances of his so called rudeness and why exactly is it rude? Use your brain and stop being a religious extremist!