₦airaland Forum

Lala247:
Me wt i do hun

never mind lets skipp it..
How has your day been

Lala247:
Lol i copied dede tho

am kinda pissed with you tho

Dechandel and lala247 got sumtin in common
Who knws the answer ?

dechandel:
How you take know??

Ph ke? See as una carry location dash me

lol am into voodoo
bae hope you sef wont be forming

Lala247:
What does

Laa mean?

issa code..u need to decode..
Wht do you fink it mean?

danbrowndmf:
where d ph girls dem dy na

lol.. Dechandel na ph gal laa
evn Sinaj

Mhizkel:
Nope

ooh ga oo
me sef dont drink

Vikky014:
LOL :PDnt pray to be in my shoe one day o. it is nt easy

your shoe?
My leg is bigger than urs ..definitely yur asss is bigger than mine
you see we no match

Mhizkel:
Mbanu

i doubt that
buh u take origin faa

Vikky014:
yes bc i was so ashamed of my slf

chaii all d dude effort
i wish you had poo in your undies sef

Mhizkel:
Na u gimme drink abi

do you take alcohol ?

Vikky014:
This faithful day eh. child of God ws travelln to awka for important assignment in school,while inside the bus i ate banana and cooked groundnut ooo(bad combination). so there is this young fresh dude dt was sitting beside me and he was toasting me inside d bus asking for my number.
i was forming hard to get ooo until we finally embarked on d journey. on our way my stomach started speaking in tongues. JEEZ i was pretending and controlling my self so that i wunt pollute inside the bus. mehn my stomach started making thunderous noise oooo and i cant really control the upset any longer. it dawned on me that i have to act fast o before i poo poo inside my undies. Jeez i dnt know hw to tell the driver and this my toaster was constantly asking me if am feeling fine i told him yes.

finally i bursted into tears when it became obvious that i cant control the stubborn feaces. the guy was like (baby why are u crying)i told him my stomach ooo i want to go to toilet. and to think our driver was speeding alot yet it was as if he was driving slowly. he immediately asked d driver to stop around a bushy area so that i can go and defecate. the driver started barking (why didnt she talk since bla bla bla)i just maintained. then finally he stopped somewhr i entered inside to deliver my slf.MEHN after defecating i spent more than 5 minutes thinking of how to go back and enter dt same bus ooo. the toaster and one other guy started coming towards the bush thinkn i hv been kidnapped since i hv wasted time. i just jumped out and followed them. immediately i entered one lady at d back sit gave me water to wash my hand. after evry thing evrybody started laughing at me because of how i was crying i also joined them oooo.

my toaster was like can u now give me ur number. i told him NOOOOO you want to save my number with a funny name abi he said how? i tld him he will save my number with the girl who defecated insyd car that am not giving him..


forgive my typo and bad spacing...

buhahaha
so you didn't give him ur number at last

wolextayo:
Its no News thats this two producers are in the
list of the best producers in Nigeria Music
Industry. You have heard different production from this
producers. So in your own view, Who Do You Think Is Better?

none they are both good

Mhizkel:
Sky is up lah

who knw knw b4 ..why you kon dey frown before like say you drink hot stout

Mhizkel:
You are stil lol abi?

oya yarn me watsup joor

Mhizkel:
Lemme jor

lol what went wrong dear

Mhizkel
why the face laa

Mhizkel:
...Ofcox i did!

naa i dont think so
you smell nice tho ..i didn't also

You came back from work ..you saw this
cc jacksparrow1207
lagmostkuit
kingtom
ipledge
orijin101
stephenqueen
sinaj
Thesonofmark

sinaj:
nah...

jss3

preparing for waec

huh Junior waec
but you look older laaa

sinaj:
me in klass

ooh cool
j.s.s 2 i guess ?

jacksparrow1207:

When kokomaster fall inlove u go know say water don pass garri

lol love is a beaurifful thing
*its jacksparrow again

jacksparrow1207:
I trust her

chaii Good for yo
me sef Goo love oo

Lala247:
Will let u know once i do

my side boo.. Off life

sinaj:
wil tel u guyz afta ma...

hmnn what is u doing?

jacksparrow1207:
I have my own girl and I don't cheat

lol iffa here
hope she isn't cheating on U tho
cos dat will be losing in both ways

chimerase2:
I didn't com to nairaland or romanc sxtion to date any gal ven if we end up chatting, nooo I won't
I only came here for ma niggas
Shout out to all ma mumu niggas dy knw dem selfs

mumu lol

jacksparrow1207:
Mine is DrAify but she live miles away

baba waka go meet m na

Ipledge:
Make u no mistake moniker

her moniker Got the letter "A" before a consonant..