2dice:

wait i perseve sumfin

Mhizkel:

Warris that?

Vikky014:
Lol. mine is loading....

2dice:

sweerry you didn't brush b4 u got my holy kiss..

grad2012:
Op dearie let me gues dis happend at caf 1 rit

Kingsasian:
When the sole of my shoe gave way last sunday immediately after church service.

Mhizkel:

...Ofcox i did!

Vikky014:
Lol. mine is loading....

donspero:
watching a soft movie with a gal, she was Hot and kept rolling over, asked me 2 Bleep her in a sexy low voice, I thought she said can I Bleep like d movie and I screamed NO!!!!

2dice:

naa i dont think so
you smell nice tho ..i didn't also

Mhizkel:

Awww...Sorry dear!

Kingsasian:
lol, thanks a lot.

Mhizkel:

You welcome

2dice:

loading
lol you be card?

Mhizkel:

hmmmm...I'm waiting.....

Vikky014:
This faithful day eh. child of God ws travelln to awka for important assignment in school,while inside the bus i ate banana and cooked groundnut ooo(bad combination). so there is this young fresh dude dt was sitting beside me and he was toasting me inside d bus asking for my number.
i was forming hard to get ooo until we finally embarked on d journey. on our way my stomach started speaking in tongues. JEEZ i was pretending and controlling my self so that i wunt pollute inside the bus. mehn my stomach started making thunderous noise oooo and i cant really control the upset any longer. it dawned on me that i have to act fast o before i poo poo inside my undies. Jeez i dnt know hw to tell the driver and this my toaster was constantly asking me if am feeling fine i told him yes.

finally i bursted into tears when it became obvious that i cant control the stubborn feaces. the guy was like (baby why are u crying)i told him my stomach ooo i want to go to toilet. and to think our driver was speeding alot yet it was as if he was driving slowly. he immediately asked d driver to stop around a bushy area so that i can go and defecate. the driver started barking (why didnt she talk since bla bla bla)i just maintained. then finally he stopped somewhr i entered inside to deliver my slf.MEHN after defecating i spent more than 5 minutes thinking of how to go back and enter dt same bus ooo. the toaster and one other guy started coming towards the bush thinkn i hv been kidnapped since i hv wasted time. i just jumped out and followed them. immediately i entered one lady at d back sit gave me water to wash my hand. after evry thing evrybody started laughing at me because of how i was crying i also joined them oooo.

my toaster was like can u now give me ur number. i told him NOOOOO you want to save my number with a funny name abi he said how? i tld him he will save my number with the girl who defecated insyd car that am not giving him..


forgive my typo and bad spacing...

2dice:

buhahaha
so you didn't give him ur number at last

Vikky014:
yes bc i was so ashamed of my slf

9jacrip:
While out, I saw an old acquaintance, greeted each other with a slight hug.

Got back to my neighbourhood, parked at a bar, walked in and had everyone staring - I brushed it off and thought it was all good.

Walked up to the shots table, asked to be given a drink and the folks there began to laugh. The more they looked at the face the more they laughed and I stupidly joined in faking a laugh.

I was handed the drink, got a table, sat down, took my glasses off and 'gen gen' I saw one lens had popped out.

I was like dayum!

I paid up and left the bar quickly.

I later realized, while thinking it through, that my friend I ran into hugged me while my glasses were suspended with the ropes from my neck down to my chest.

Vikky014:
This faithful day eh. child of God ws travelln to awka for important assignment in school,while inside the bus i ate banana and cooked groundnut ooo(bad combination). so there is this young fresh dude dt was sitting beside me and he was toasting me inside d bus asking for my number.
i was forming hard to get ooo until we finally embarked on d journey. on our way my stomach started speaking in tongues. JEEZ i was pretending and controlling my self so that i wunt pollute inside the bus. mehn my stomach started making thunderous noise oooo and i cant really control the upset any longer. it dawned on me that i have to act fast o before i poo poo inside my undies. Jeez i dnt know hw to tell the driver and this my toaster was constantly asking me if am feeling fine i told him yes.

finally i bursted into tears when it became obvious that i cant control the stubborn feaces. the guy was like (baby why are u crying)i told him my stomach ooo i want to go to toilet. and to think our driver was speeding alot yet it was as if he was driving slowly. he immediately asked d driver to stop around a bushy area so that i can go and defecate. the driver started barking (why didnt she talk since bla bla bla)i just maintained. then finally he stopped somewhr i entered inside to deliver my slf.MEHN after defecating i spent more than 5 minutes thinking of how to go back and enter dt same bus ooo. the toaster and one other guy started coming towards the bush thinkn i hv been kidnapped since i hv wasted time. i just jumped out and followed them. immediately i entered one lady at d back sit gave me water to wash my hand. after evry thing evrybody started laughing at me because of how i was crying i also joined them oooo.

my toaster was like can u now give me ur number. i told him NOOOOO you want to save my number with a funny name abi he said how? i tld him he will save my number with the girl who defecated insyd car that am not giving him..


forgive my typo and bad spacing...

2dice:

chaii all d dude effort
i wish you had poo in your undies sef

Mhizkel:

Looool...Interesting! You should have just say it politely that you wanna poo..Afterall, you are human and the guy himself poos too! Had it been you have pooed on your pants eh!Chai! Make i no talk

Vikky014:
hahahahahaha. dnt mind me jare i was acting like tata

Vikky014:
LOL :PDnt pray to be in my shoe one day o. it is nt easy

2dice:

your shoe?
My leg is bigger than urs ..definitely yur asss is bigger than mine
you see we no match

Vikky014:
ROTLMAO

Mhizkel:

Lmao...The girl will be thinking you cannot do!

donspero:


Lol na so d tink go till we do, she believe

donspero:


Lol na so d tink go till we do, she believe