₦airaland Forum

harrysterol:
forming unnecessary paparazzi

lol
we guys made dem that way
btw..tell me abt your wife to be?

Mhizkel:
Lol...ya head

wetin you wan use am do?

Omo see wife material 100%

Chaii the rate at which sperm dey swerve condoms diss days is so freaking alarming/annoying

harrysterol:
I heard nairaland female are not real people

lol real as in how?

Mhizkel:
Say wetin? Shey i be omo igbo ni?

and you think u will be asked any Ques...after you don drink enoff lagoon b4 u no wassupp

FLAWLES:
Wen i wake up>put my hands on my Kitty-cat (and Belike)Thank God am still a virgin .its still intact

and your bf belike..i dont wanna drill her anymore..she is getting too wide for my Kini

harrysterol:
yes na

hope she is a nairaland

Mhizkel:
Na 2dice do me for eyes

if to say Agbaje don enter now..
Na lagoon you for dey now

harrysterol:
[size=30pt]Am getting married this week
Who will attend? [/size]

seriously?

Truckpusher:
Bad guy - I like you.

Remain in the zone and get all the benefits with absolutely no sweat.

yes boss
no stress no Drama

Truckpusher:
No mind these boys dem.

Dem just dey fall our hand.

oga mii
na small small naaa
we self was once like this faaa
now eyes don Bright pass fluorescent

Justfollowit:
Then you should have no problem with friendzoning

i dont technically i even like the zone cos we wont be committed
if you dig

TheSonOfMark:
LOL. All for the better. Join my 'fraternity'.

ok what will i gain if i decide to join?

Justfollowit:
You doing have to bother

Nigerian girls are very cheap

cheap yes
jes murder dem with lies+ SwaG even without shishii in your pocket..
Cheii i rem skool days

Op hope you guys haven't done it..
Cos at age 17 her Book should be most important.. btw enjoy your Uncle-love ...Yor Potential Dadi inna making

TheSonOfMark:

I know I'm a sesquipedalian, mea culpa.

yea
that the shii i don't like..
If me start my patua..oga na you go run oo

Justfollowit:
Life is not fair

You win some and you lose some

with 9ja girls if you ain't sharp you gonna lose everything

TheSonOfMark:
Being unseeming and unassuming are the prerequisites for intriguing personas, Falconey. Anything which negates these is a faux. Yes, this is the son of Mark.

Bruv all this inGlish nor fit pay Billss oo
laaa jyoke i dey oo

Lala247:
Falconey one was the bombhe was on his knees men

Romantic fellow

ooh Mr shares..
You mean he e-kneltdown?

Lala247:
Lol so u dont cry

it depend on wat m crying for..
Some shii ain't worth crying for

Lala247:
This is my second proprosal this week .. Let me think about it
Dont think u can look after me joor

cheii.. e-proposal

Lala247:
Lol ur one of them

me keh..maybe wen iwas much younger

2dice:
Liverpool vs Newcastle
2nd Half First Substitute
1.60
Enjoy

GreeN Green

2dice:
Liverpool vs Newcastle 8:00 pm
Second Half First Substitute
1.60

Bet smashed

rednuth:
thats not my questn. i mean hw do u fund ur bet9ja account .. its hard using atm from deir site

i dont use bet9ja online..i do play it in shops..

rednuth:
okay.. but that site is hard to credit my accoubt ..how do u credit urs??

i do it manually
Go in play my shii
come back collect my doe

rednuth:
okay.. but that site is hard to credit my accoubt ..how do u credit urs??

bro i do it manually
Go in play my shii
come back collect my Doe

rednuth:
which bookie offers no substitute stuffs??

bet9ja

FLAWLES:
.Oga u have brain

Tankuu bae
be yor broda's keeper..dahs wat am trying to do